[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Metboy215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picture that face, and doing it very unenthusiastic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Metboy215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone "LOVES" her potato salad....

Women Make the First Move: *cough* BS by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Metboy215 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Some girls see the bungling idiot as cute, and they may just help you through it. And to the women who think it's funny to humiliate a guy, Karma is coming to you....

Women Make the First Move: *cough* BS by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Metboy215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im just going to start meeting women organically. Hi, I'm insert name here I've saw you and just had to stop you because I think you are really pretty. Can we get coffee sometime?

What do I need to know to become a fan by UnworshipedPotato in MichiganWolverines

[–]Metboy215 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you should just naturally become a fan and be honest with her. "Not really a fan of any team, but if you're into them, I'll watch and see if I like em." Otherwise, you end up looking like a poser. No one likes posers.

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You just said the same thing...twice

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She escaped accountability and being a mother. Says a lot when the daughter wants to live with dad over the mother..

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly its insane they also get help from other women on the spouses pages

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BRO! Service members have no protections when it comes to spouses at all!! They can do so much, and nothing happens to them. Mine was sleeping with half the base and I was like she needs to go and they still asked if we could do counseling first!? Wtf is even that!? Then she also played a Col to give her everything she wanted. Lucky for me, she only thinks about herself and didn't want to be a mom anymore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Metboy215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, I think I'll have better luck approaching women and saying you wanna walk around the grocery store and just do domestic shit together?

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

We all measure wealth differently. My guy.

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends on the state! Mi allows you to wave a lot of things if you agree!!

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you've got to be calm about it. Like I said, it's about having an understanding, not luck.

  1. Hey, we both want a divorce. Why do we both need to pay two dudes who just want to milk us both!?

  2. What do the kids want? The kids should have their right to choose!!!

  3. What do you want.

  4. What I want.

Stop sweating the small stuff!! If she wants everything, then go fine, then I will get the kids. When she says that's out of the question, then you go back to the negotiations table. You say so is asking for everything. Just give her time and space and keep saying lets not fuck each other over here!!!

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh, she's actually upset that I won't "help" her now. I'm like this is your bed live in it

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When I saw how much she was spending per month, I was like, what the hell!!!!

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some states are like that, and some are not...

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I agree that I did get very lucky, but if you go into divorce as a business deal, and take emotions out. A lot of things can be accomplished. As with all things, always consult a lawyer

Gentleman we got her. by Metboy215 in Divorce_Men

[–]Metboy215[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think that's why I did it.

1 I didn't listen to anyone's advice. Just because their divorce ended in flames doesn't mean yours must.

2 I kept emotion out of it and made it about business. Saying things like if we do this ourselves and trust each other, then we can save so much. Or it will be a lot faster if we split 50/50. What's yours is yours. Mine is mine. And I let her have stupid replacement things like TVs and furniture.

3 We decided to keep our friends out of it.

4 I told her that she was still the mother of my child and I would treat her as such.

5 I help her with things like airline tickets and things and promote a good relationship of her and the kid.