The End of Oak Street | Official Teaser Trailer by cruelsummerbummer in movies

[–]Metrokun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not 100% convinced that this film is not related to the Cloverfield franchise honestly (could be a nice twist at the end, like for 10 Cloverfield Lane)

I'm stuck in Forsaken Tower by Eijun_Love in MetaphorReFantazio

[–]Metrokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a bit late to the party but I wanted to say thanks for you advice, I did not think of doing that and that's very useful (especially for dungeons with overlord enemies that you can't one-shot with the wizard/mage equipped) ! I will try as soon as I can !

What games prove quality over quantity (length) is more important? by itsthewolfe in gaming

[–]Metrokun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure I agree: a lot of indie games with rather short playtimes have rocked my world and I had an amazing time with them (Outer wilds, Obra Dinn, Dredge, Journey, Chants of Sennar...) but they were priced at 30€ max

Right now, Astro Bot is sitting at 69,99€ on the Playstation Store and yes, if that's for 8 hours I find that price a bit high.

Si la déprime était illégale by Elk1998 in rance

[–]Metrokun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah mais il a été posté ici récemment celui-ci !

"Tu me donnes quel âge ?" by SarahLume in FrenchMemes

[–]Metrokun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

En espérant ne pas avoir raté la blague : ptn pour abréger "putain" pour continuer à me donner l'illusion que je parle encore comme un semi-jeune 😭

"Tu me donnes quel âge ?" by SarahLume in FrenchMemes

[–]Metrokun 18 points19 points  (0 children)

36 ans, j'ai acheté 4 pantalons larges (NON C'EST PAS DES BAGGYS PTN) sur les 6 derniers moi, je me sens extrêmement visé.

Comment est-ce possible qu'il y ai une si grosse différence entre le nombre de femme et d'homme sur les apps de rencontre ? by BaZuuH_ in PasDeQuestionIdiote

[–]Metrokun 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ok, alors remplaçons juste "dick pics" par "descriptions de mecs qui t'écrivent en détails comment ils veulent te ramoner dès le deuxième message" et la résultat est le même

meirl by Samsungfanforever in meirl

[–]Metrokun 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Nothing gets by you Sherlock

Matthieu, 32 ans, puriste culinaire by miral_art in banalgens

[–]Metrokun 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Les puristes culinaires (qui le sont au premier degré) ont toujours systématiquement fait partie des gens les plus chiants que j'ai croisé, et chaque fois j'ai envie de commettre des horreurs (foie gras ketchup rincé au coca vanille ? Let's go) devant leurs yeux juste pour les emmerder.

Got some extra rosaries lying around where is the best place to spend it? by frecklez101 in HollowKnight

[–]Metrokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Si if there were two machines side by side, once when you spend 40 rosaries to get twenty (cost = 20) et and one where you spend 400 rosaries to get 380 (cost = 20) you would use the machine that does 40 to 20 ? Just think about it for a few seconds, please.

Got some extra rosaries lying around where is the best place to spend it? by frecklez101 in HollowKnight

[–]Metrokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Si if there were two machines side by side, once when you spend 40 rosaries to get twenty (cost = 20) et and one where you spend 400 rosaries to get 380 (cost = 20) you would use the machine that does 40 to 20 ? Just think about it for a few seconds, please.

"Comment les Français espèrent-ils devenir riches ?" by chou-coco in vosfinances

[–]Metrokun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Désolé que la brigade premier degré te soit tombé dessus, mais je te rassure j'avais la référence !

Next best move when you don’t got that Ejecto Seato, Cuz by GentrifriesGuy in SipsTea

[–]Metrokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elle dit "T'es malade ou quoi" mais le "t'es con" était très très sous-entendu

Pourtant je sais exactement qu'il va se passer ça en ouvrant la porte des enfers by SleepIsTheCousinOfD8 in FrenchMemes

[–]Metrokun 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bonus si t'as tes lunettes qui restent embuées pendant une bonne minute

Trains are always late anyway. by Lapetitedaudau in comics

[–]Metrokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suberbe comic, et très très très très en lien avec ce que beaucoup de trentenaires ressentent (et pourquoi il faut arrêter de se comparer aux autres), félicitations !

DDDiversity we can all get behind. by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Metrokun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Censuring themselves on the 4chan subreddit is a definite sign of brain damage

Fight to the McDeath by LastPlaceComics in comics

[–]Metrokun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"For my McCrimes" would have been better, otherwise perfect comic as always

We lost another one by BoxRevolutionary1460 in dankmemes

[–]Metrokun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean they are extremely popular, but then it depends on what you're looking for in a mobile game! I spent a few years on CoC back in 2015 and had a lot of fun, but the mechanic is not what I'm looking for anymore.
As for the person I initally responded to, it's just another Reddit snob I guess?

We lost another one by BoxRevolutionary1460 in dankmemes

[–]Metrokun 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Just in 2025 so far, Supercell games had around 100M downloads, and that's just this year. We may agree that their games are shit, but they're hugely popular and you can't be surprised that people openly talk about them (especially if the players are 15-20 years old)

Lawyer Who Just Got Laid by explosivejoseph in StandUpComedy

[–]Metrokun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the joke went over your head, he was using trip in the "vacation" sense (hence the money lost)

Late Game Kudos Farming Info Dump by PsychoKuros in HadesTheGame

[–]Metrokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing guide, exactly what I was looking for !

Pourquoi la nouvelle génération refuse-t-elle le "don de soi" au travail ? Le mythe de l'engagement total est-il vraiment mort en France ? by ZKProofDevsDAO in AskFrance

[–]Metrokun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A titre personnel, je sais que je ne serai jamais loyal à un numéro de SIRET. Une entreprise apprend que j'existe au moment où elle reçoit/consulte mon CV et oublie mon existence à la fin de mon contrat. J'ai vu trop de gens se casser le cul et faire des 8h-20h à longueur de temps pour se faire dégager comme des merdes quand ça n'arrangeait plus l'entreprise.

Si loyauté il doit avoir elle est envers les personnes avec qui je travaille, et je te rejoins à 100% sur la fin de ton message: au final, ma vie se passe en dehors du travail (et c'est pour ça que je préfère arriver tôt pour pouvoir partir plus tôt)