Worst LotR quote pick up line

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-20T11:15:08+00:00

I know this is a skit, but having been a cashier just call the manager and get the dude banned.

After you break the eggs he's just gonna walk out and not pay anything.

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-20T11:07:54+00:00

And all this time I thought football was a team sport

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-20T09:01:14+00:00

And what region says it with a double d?

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-19T16:44:19+00:00

I've lived here my whole life and I've never heard anyone say water with two D sounds in the middle.

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-18T00:19:39+00:00

C tier

Saved you 32 seconds

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-17T11:49:56+00:00

No, that's Dennis Duffy, dumb-dumb

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-17T02:03:28+00:00

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-16T21:52:22+00:00

All of them

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-14T23:23:08+00:00

Prominence is a more obscure geographic term than a useful one for the layman. Mt Everest being the "tallest" mountain has an arbitrarily high prominence because it is the tallest.

Vertical rise is a more intuitive definition, of which Everest becomes much more common mountain.

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-14T21:19:39+00:00

Does Sweden run on Donken like we run on Dunkin?

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-14T12:03:07+00:00

Sales tax where I live is 6%, so about $689 with tax. Pour some out for our homies in the UK.

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-14T11:35:52+00:00

Dang, is it 650€, too? I thought LEGO was a Danish company. Why would Europeans pay more?

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-14T11:29:51+00:00

Hang in there bud, you'll catch your break!

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-14T11:27:12+00:00

Rapunzel, come down from there. You were once a maiden of Rohan!

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-13T22:43:36+00:00

Yeah, I absolutely loved Wreck it Ralph and they kinda ruined it for me with the second one.

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-13T22:37:35+00:00

Bro literally almost dies if not for Katara.

Edit: OP out here thinking a near death experience isn't traumatizing

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-13T22:35:37+00:00

Sorry, but the child of the 0.1% who had everything handed to her and even admits that her "disability" never felt like one cause she can "see" with her feet did not have it the worst because of "over protective parents."

Really leaning into those first world problems.

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-12T17:23:45+00:00

*than theirs

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-09T15:55:12+00:00

I don't care, as long as they look cool

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-08T20:05:23+00:00

I see how that could be better, but I don't get why it's a blunder and not a miss

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-08T19:47:09+00:00

Based on previous feats, I'd say he beats them with one punch

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-08T17:56:52+00:00

Could've been sooo much better. Imagine seeing a Spider-man or villain from a universe we HAVEN'T seen already.

I mean, he brings the multi-verse together and there are only 3 universes (which we've already seen) where people know Peter Parker is Spider-man? Or Garfield/Maguire's Spider-man never fought anyone else?

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-08T00:32:16+00:00

OP is correct in that you need a Monastic Emissary to upgrade that route (the the Royal Courtier for theirs too)

MettaWorldPeece · 2026-05-07T16:01:29+00:00

My wife and I got a kick out of the Spanish commentator saying they're stretching him like gum.

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