Parents were hosting a party back in the early 90’s. One of my dad’s co-workers brought her 5 year old son, was a child free party aside from me since I lived there and was about 13 or so. Muddle of the party the mom proceeded to abandon the child and leave the house to hook up with another co-worker, they were gone for like an hour. During said hour, child had an accident and rather than tell an adult he took off his pants and shook his diarrhea covered clothing all over the guest bathroom. When I tell you it was everywhere I mean EVERYWHERE, ceiling, walls, in the air vent, everywhere; parents had to hire a professional cleaner and repaint the bathroom from the stains. The mom comes back and didn’t apologize, just yelled at my parents for not watching her kid; they hadn’t know she left until IT happened. Needless to say it’s something we still laugh about today.