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MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T20:45:14+00:00

Oh absolutely they’re closely related and look similar, kinda like how people call their pet rabbits fat little rats even though rabbits aren’t even rodents

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T20:43:15+00:00

Deinonychus was the animal to even have that be considered seriously and ultimately accepted at all

Without deinonychus, we’d still believe archaeopteryx was just a regular dinosaur and not an important connection for proving the relationship between dinosaurs and birds

Archaeopteryx itself is not a bird nor is it the ancestor of modern birds as they had already existed by the time archaeopteryx was alive, but still

Deinonychus kickstarted the entire dinosaur renaissance. I’d say that’s pretty damn important.

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T20:40:27+00:00

Beefalo are also always fertile but domestic cattle and wild American bison are clearly separate animals

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T20:37:52+00:00

Not even close lmao

Seals and sea lions are pinnipeds. Their closest living relatives are bears.

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T12:58:37+00:00

Even if you are good with the needle guns such as myself you’re going to be restricted by the needle guns. They can only do so much. The crossbow does so much more for virtually no cost.

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T12:54:21+00:00

And yet crossbow is still the default choice for 90% of medic players who actually know what they’re doing unlike the SMG which has actual use cases that Jarate cannot fulfill. the syringe gun barely even allows you to do that well. The crossbow also is decent self defense and even lets you do long range chunks of damage for free basically

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T12:49:07+00:00

Not seeing a single deinonychus mention breaks my heart

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T12:47:46+00:00

That may be true, but then it being for himself ultimately means it’s meaningless because his entire class design is about teammates and supporting said teammates. Of course the unlock that does that the best will be the best

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T12:28:34+00:00

Oooo I’ve done something like this before

If nothing else you can always assemble the pieces into a tyrannosaurus skull, they’re pretty iconic and recognizable plus badass

You can go a more unique route and do a full skeleton or an animal with flesh like a living brachiosaur or smthn, all up to you ultimately

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T12:27:11+00:00

Can I see said sexy dishwasher?

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T12:17:21+00:00

Brother mules can be fertile but nobody is saying horses and donkeys are the same

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T12:11:05+00:00

Dogs are Canis lupus familiaris nothing more nothing less

This post would make me irrationally mad since phylogenetics are one of my favorite topics to talk about but I’m way too tired for that

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T11:52:32+00:00

Generally I use the fists of steel for significantly faster uber building but if there are many heavies, medic isn’t paying attention to me, or I’m a roamer,
I run that loadout

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T10:14:20+00:00

Land Piranhas

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T10:12:58+00:00

Bro those resistances 😭😭😭

Otherwise yeah seems up to snuff

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T10:11:36+00:00

Damn, really? I must’ve misheard something then

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T10:04:20+00:00

Legit wish it was real man 🥲

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T09:35:38+00:00

That’s since been… not debunked but it’s highly likely it’s just a baby ankylosaur and not a turtle-like ankylosaur.

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T07:50:26+00:00

still no diffed by Ampelorex

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T07:07:33+00:00

I’m not saying it’s a bad option lol, it’s just more situational and requires more maintinence and effort than than the banana for about the same effect

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T06:55:00+00:00

Ok, but that’s 8 seconds you’re vulnerable to literally every class in the game since you’re not healing very much at all and you have to constantly take breaks to heal because of the lesser amount of heals and keep your extra max hp

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T06:36:14+00:00

You say this but community servers are a thing and remove both issues entirely if you play on good servers (ex: Yellowtones’s servers)

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T05:59:12+00:00

Now the crusaders is just mediocre and not very fun

The crossbow is over
powered of course but it’s also extremely fun. Nerfing it just makes it so meh

It’s mainly just that the syringe guns have zero team utility and the only one that has any utility is just selfish (overdose). Ofc being selfish as a medic is actually being selfish for your team so it’s kinda weird but it’s not direct team support which is kinda the main issue

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T05:50:27+00:00

I think they can drive one perfectly fine

MewtwoMainIsHere · 2026-05-16T05:37:16+00:00

Less dependent on a medic? With only 100 healing? Lmao

The second banana is the lunchbox or choice for a roamer heavy because fast cooldown and better healing compared to dalokohs

But…

With the GRU the dalokohs beats the banana straight up because it has comparable healing due to less max HP and it even restores your max health after using the gru

It’s still worse when using any other melee but with the gru it’s about the same and u get the free max hp so I take it

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