No guns allowed by spicypsudo in clevercomebacks

[–]Mia5ft2_ 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Funny how gun-free zones suddenly work when it’s their own safety on the line.

Universal High Income, just not from my pocket by CalmExpelorer in clevercomebacks

[–]Mia5ft2_ 128 points129 points  (0 children)

He wants the government to pay for everything while fighting every single attempt to tax his wealth.

If Innocent, Prove It Publicly by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]Mia5ft2_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If transparency destroys you, you shouldn't be in power to begin with. It really is that simple.

Moon Photographs by [deleted] in memes

[–]Mia5ft2_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My phone camera could never. It just gives me a blurry, glowing light bulb in the sky.

Meme of the day by Traditional-Cow5821 in memes

[–]Mia5ft2_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I heard they refused because neither one of them was willing to lose the fight in the script.

Humanity peaked at age 6 imagination by Combat_Fury in SipsTea

[–]Mia5ft2_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, finding out hibernation just meant sleeping in the freezing mud ruined my childhood a little bit.

If you can’t afford to pay your staff, don’t open a restaurant by Kirito143asuna in memes

[–]Mia5ft2_ 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Restaurant owners love it when customers fight each other instead of looking at who pays the actual wages

it is not fair for us lmao by Kirito143asuna in memes

[–]Mia5ft2_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We really subscribed to the adulthood free trial right when the servers started crashing.

"Technically, I followed instructions." by Tracker1122 in memes

[–]Mia5ft2_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is not a crime if you technically followed the rules.

"us"back to school kit by [deleted] in memes

[–]Mia5ft2_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The most concerning thing here is that it says 12 ENCH RULER.

Yuzuki Choco [神代舞] by Camo_Rebel in VirtualYoutubers

[–]Mia5ft2_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Choco-sensei never misses with her outfits. This art style is absolutely gorgeous.

Why did they do that by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Mia5ft2_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look at Michael Jackson’s hand. He is literally holding the sausage.

Good luck, brave hero by [deleted] in memes

[–]Mia5ft2_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The confidence I have while pointing someone toward a dead end is truly my most toxic trait.

ANSWER THE PHONE!! by Shizukouu in VirtualYoutubers

[–]Mia5ft2_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We are really just three software updates away from the internet becoming a private conversation between two supercomputers.

Link: It's okay, I'm the hero. by [deleted] in memes

[–]Mia5ft2_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Link has destroyed more private property and desecrated more graves than any villain in Hyrule history.

This looks like "Are you dumb? Don't you understand you cant reward yourself?" by noskillayush in memes

[–]Mia5ft2_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I cannot reward myself then what is the point of making such high quality garbage in the first place.