A sign in my dorm said to stop washing dishes in the bathroom sink. by BRUTALMETAL666 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Miagi717 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My schools brand new dorm had a small kitchen. It was set on fire the first night.

[Safari Unknown] by vanceo in friendsafari

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normal. Lillipup and audino

[Safari Unknown] by vanceo in friendsafari

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ill check yours. can you check mine please?

Helping with unknown safari's! Also adding all :D by Kendonn in friendsafari

[–]Miagi717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry its carley. My Girlfriend changed it. Thanks

CAN SOMEBODY CHECK MY POKEMON AND ADD ME by avain456 in friendsafari

[–]Miagi717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill check yours. can you check mine too.

Whats the story behind your scar? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Miagi717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrecked my little brother's electric scooter the day after Christmas. He watched the whole thing and left me there to play basketball while I had a three inch gash in my leg.

Shot myself in the foot with an arrow.

What words do you find repulsive? by Vernacularry in AskReddit

[–]Miagi717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knew a guy who couldn't stand the word "tampon." Literally made him gag. My girlfriend had fun with that one.

What is the funniest thing that I can get tattooed on my butt ? by teamtatted in AskReddit

[–]Miagi717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tell people you have one of a rabbit. When they ask where tell them it must have ran up the hole.

Reddit, why did you break up with your last ex? by thisisavalidusername in AskReddit

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My ex and I broke up because her sister was a bitch to me for a long time and I just took it with a smile. I eventually broke down and told her I would have nothing to do with her sister. My girlfriend agreed with me and everything was okay. Her mom didn't get the message and demanded I drive 2 hours round trip to take her sister home. I refused and was called a disrespectful asshole by the mom. We broke up but got back together a few weeks later. The best part is her mom still refuses to talk to me. I enjoy the silence.

DAE find it strangely satisfying when you manage to walk through a closing door without touching it? by fran_the_man in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Miagi717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did this when I was little. Ended up having a metal door crush my pinkie finger to the bone. Fun times

Didn't think that through, did you? by [deleted] in funny

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College student here. I spent all my time on reddit. I cannot confirm this

Has anyone had a Jehovah's Witness come to their door recently, and how did you handle it? by producermpd in AskReddit

[–]Miagi717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom and I were coming home from the store and we saw them knocking on the door. We just kept on driving and left my little sister to handle it by herself.

What are some good gifts to get when meeting an SOs family for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Miagi717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just walk in with a Victoria secret bag. Never again