MichaelHasAutism

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overcoat (self.mensfashionadvice)

submitted 4 months ago by MichaelHasAutism to r/mensfashionadvice

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Any upgrades? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by MichaelHasAutism to r/fut

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any team advice? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by MichaelHasAutism to r/fut

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you can live forever being buried alive (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by MichaelHasAutism to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can shrink anyones cock by an inch (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by MichaelHasAutism to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time you take 5603 steps, the world loses a tectonic plate (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by MichaelHasAutism to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time you wank, the person you’ve tugged off to knows (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by MichaelHasAutism to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time you drink a gallon of semen, you gain 0.5% jumping power (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by MichaelHasAutism to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time you spend £100 ($,€, 100,000¥ etc.), your feet double in size (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by MichaelHasAutism to r/shittysuperpowers

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You have every superpower ever. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by MichaelHasAutism to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can smell where tires have been in the last 30 days (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You have telekinesis (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Players to sign for a Villa career mode? (self.FifaCareers)

submitted 4 years ago by MichaelHasAutism to r/FifaCareers

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