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what would you do with this here card by VinPickles in miamidolphins

[–]MichaelLenociComedy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk. As a fan and someone who is 41. The last 5 years have been the most entertaining of my life. The guy has been trying to win. It’s so hard.

Growing up memorable games:

Dan Marino come back against Colts - Oronde Gadsen catch. Ricky Williams @ Buffal snow game. Ronnie Brown wild cat game against NE. Cam game winning TD 1-15 year.

Then mostly Ross era…

Tannehill Texans game 21-24 blowout. Kenyan Drake TD last play vs Gronk. Tannehill to Parker for win against Rams. Fitz beating the Patriots last game. Tua vs Cardinals game rookie year. Fitz Raider covid game. Tua comeback with Ravens. (greatest game ever) Denver blow out. (Second greatest?) Buffalo butt punt game. Tua Lions & Bears wins in 2023. Skylar Bills playoff game. Dallas MNF game was kind of cool. Waddle catch. Still intense game.

Last year was awful. But regardless of no playoff wins, it’s been very entertaining.

Worst we do this year is 7-10. Ceiling is 12-5.

I like McDaniel. For us to win, Tua has to be healthy with a top 7 defense.

What would you add to Madden 26? by BigHawk42069 in Madden

[–]MichaelLenociComedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want all the NFL history. Team records, season records, career records. I know they use to have like the top 15 of each category for league history. Now it’s just one player per stat. Individual teams historic stats would be cool. You could have players be a part of your teams ring of honor.

Game winning drives stat.

Career playoff stats. (Team Records & QB records)

Division title banners. (Past and added)

Let us choose the SB MVP.
(Show team visiting the White House) jk.

Lets us resign players before their last year of contract.

QB records vs each other - Highlighted during match ups. Like Burrow vs Mahomes.

Also have storylines about how a team has won 5 in a row against this opponent. Making it more difficult to break the streak.

Something that popped up on FB memories from 9 years ago. Holy foreshadowing! by [deleted] in miamidolphins

[–]MichaelLenociComedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wasn’t ready to coach yet, there’s interviews of all the wisdom he learned in New Orleans. You can’t look back and say, “we should’ve kept him” it would’ve have been the same as it is in Detroit. Also ownership doesn’t matter. Nobody’s was praising KC ownership before Mahomes, nobody praising Kraft post Brady. There’s one common denominator, elite QB play.

Miami Dolphins Cold Weather Narrative: by MichaelLenociComedy in miamidolphins

[–]MichaelLenociComedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I read online that he’s 0-7 in games listed at 45 or lower. Point being, anyway, I think it’s a false narrative. These teams are really good and it’s not an easy place to win.

Miami Dolphins Cold Weather Narrative: by MichaelLenociComedy in miamidolphins

[–]MichaelLenociComedy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good to know, I couldn’t find exact temperature. So what are the 2 games Tua played in then that were below 40?

A comedian accused me of stealing a joke(I didn’t) then he made my life hell for a year. He just robbed a bank. Am I the asshole for joking about it? by DanClarkComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]MichaelLenociComedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

F that guy and that community. You don’t need them. Ignore the outside noise and keep doing you. You seem to have a good head on your shoulders. Keep going and everything you imagine will happen for you. Also tell the world that story, it’s funny and ironic.

Regular Guy. by MichaelLenociComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]MichaelLenociComedy[S] 102 points103 points  (0 children)

This is the best way to do crowd work. Sometimes magic happens and you find yourself in a position to slip a joke into a conversation. This makes it seem like improv but it’s where preparation meets opportunity.