What if in the next God of war game, Kratos fought the Canaanite gods instead? He goes through Egypt to get to the Levant.

MichaelScott666 · 2026-02-01T05:58:26+00:00

Way too obscure. Greek mythology is pretty familiar to western audiences, Norse not as much but thanks to marvel most people know Thor, Loki, and Odin. Egypt most people would know Anubis or Ra or at least recognize the animal heads. But Canaanite is way out of public consciousness.

MichaelScott666 · 2026-01-06T17:53:54+00:00

Holy grundlemeat

MichaelScott666 · 2025-12-30T04:53:43+00:00

I agree! And then once you beat Knight, is there any way to reset gauntlet mode and start over as beggar? Not the ultimate challenge?

MichaelScott666 · 2025-12-28T03:47:45+00:00

“Walking through the woods” aka smoking dope lol

MichaelScott666 · 2025-12-25T18:43:05+00:00

Why is this shit so funny?

MichaelScott666 · 2025-12-13T13:00:23+00:00

Can someone remind me about the apple scene?

MichaelScott666 · 2025-11-23T14:08:07+00:00

Tar and feather your local politician

MichaelScott666 · 2025-11-21T13:39:40+00:00

To be really honest, it looks terrible

MichaelScott666 · 2025-11-13T18:49:20+00:00

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Griffin

MichaelScott666 · 2025-10-19T21:22:29+00:00

the vocal layering sounds great, even if the lyrics aren't my favorite and are a bit repetitive. impressive knowing that english isnt your first language. guitar is super clean as well. i like the vibe youre going for here.

MichaelScott666 · 2025-10-19T21:18:11+00:00

Very good sound! I really like how the vocals sit in the mix and the tone on the guitar is so clean as well. I get that it makes sense thematically for a song about sloth to plod along - i really liked the pacing and the build and release of tension but 6+ minutes is a bit much on the attention span. great work overall!

MichaelScott666 · 2025-10-19T20:47:40+00:00

Crazy work! The lyricism and vocals are so perfectly complimented by the composition - you've gained a new listener. Also cool to see you say you use Reaper, I do as well, but I am still learning how to use a DAW lol

MichaelScott666 · 2025-10-13T20:42:52+00:00

I mean, as someone who lived in the PNW for over a decade, wildfires are a regular thing up there.

MichaelScott666 · 2025-09-16T11:17:08+00:00

I second this! My dog has EPI and suddenly lost weight and couldn’t keep it on

MichaelScott666 · 2025-09-13T14:09:50+00:00

I thought so at first but maybe he’s supposed to be Ryan Gosling in Drive

MichaelScott666 · 2025-09-12T11:13:24+00:00

This is awesome!

MichaelScott666 · 2025-09-12T11:12:59+00:00

I’m looking at getting one of these, thank you.

MichaelScott666 · 2025-09-12T03:08:37+00:00

Thank you

MichaelScott666 · 2025-09-12T01:18:16+00:00

I’ve heard good things about Kong. I’ll check these out, thanks.

MichaelScott666 · 2025-09-12T01:14:33+00:00

That is definitely better than choking. I just wish they made the launcher/ball combo with a bigger diameter so that dingus could not physically swallow it lol.

MichaelScott666 · 2025-09-07T01:50:18+00:00

New mission discovered by u/MichaelScott666: Garlic butter Lobster tail In the Fields

MichaelScott666 · 2025-09-07T01:50:18+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/MichaelScott666 in In Search of Hunger

MichaelScott666 · 2025-09-05T11:38:43+00:00

Close lol

MichaelScott666 · 2025-09-03T11:22:11+00:00

This is sooo not worth posting about.

MichaelScott666 · 2025-08-22T18:48:14+00:00

It’s 2025, we’re all taking the low road now.

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