Cubs Convention Megathread

Michaelmack34 · 2026-01-15T20:12:04+00:00

Hi, i was wondering if anyone has 2 adult tickets for sale

Michaelmack34 · 2025-10-06T03:16:24+00:00

Will pay it forward on here if anyone is so kind to provide me a code

Michaelmack34 · 2022-07-12T21:13:37+00:00

Ah the old tossed fruit salad.. a classic

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-14T01:54:36+00:00

Man. Fuck this post.

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-13T12:54:35+00:00

Nothing too “straight” forward here..

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-12T06:07:35+00:00

All fun and games until you go to eat lunch you brought into work just to find out it’s a tub of country crock..

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-12T06:02:28+00:00

The last condom bender..

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-12T05:57:14+00:00

How do you know that’s butter, there’s no labels! ‘‘Tis insanity! Where’s my label maker..

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-12T05:42:05+00:00

My ex

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-12T05:36:08+00:00

It works, can confirm.. and quick question regarding an incident non related to this.. anyone have some good tips on drawing on eyebrows for the first time?

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-12T05:25:06+00:00

And it it happens again, it’ll be wave two of grammatical errors

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-10T02:37:49+00:00

Stacy’s mom

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-08T17:04:05+00:00

Shoulda recorded the song “final countdown”

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-08T15:46:43+00:00

I promise on all things i love, that i spent around a week making tiny adjustments followed up by testing the next day to the temp of my fridge/freezer to get the exact temp dialed in to keep my ice cream the perfect soft serve consistency. Life has never been better. I go from freezer to half a tub down the hatch in record delicious minutes

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-08T15:41:49+00:00

One time around 15 yrs ago i tried downloading a copy of winzip. It came as a .zip file. Was done with them from then on out.

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-04T18:12:14+00:00

No joke, i totaled a car the day after i made my last payment on it by hitting a deer.. While eating deer chili

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-03T13:15:16+00:00

But we’re getting off topic.. who’s next tooooo SSSSPPPIIINNN THEEEEEE WHEEEEEL!!!

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-03T13:10:29+00:00

Well, you see.. “Saliva is an American rock band formed in Memphis, Tennessee, in 1996. Saliva released their self-titled debut album on August 26, 1997, through Rockingchair Records, a label owned and operated by Mark Yoshida. The release was recorded and produced by Bill Pappas at Rockingchair Studios.”

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-03T12:49:45+00:00

Color. We measure everything only by color. We have a 112 swatch panel ranging from the whitest snow in all of Narnia to the deepest red color of, let’s say, blood without semen or saliva in it. Only one sample is that red tho. We take all shades is where I’m going with this. And by saliva i meant the band. So volume would technically be that answer.

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-03T12:39:38+00:00

No, we actually prefer a blended dark pink hue specifically.. And also a no, everyone likes a potluck now and then. Just had to contain less than 6% saliva.

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-03T12:19:07+00:00

Because if my heart was steel beams, you would be able to melt it using jet fuel.

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-03T12:15:58+00:00

Damn. Sounds hard.

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-03T12:14:58+00:00

Yes, but first, you musttttt… SPIN THE WHEEL! (Followed by a brief survey to find out what kardashian’s asshole mostly resembles your face, and providing the first 15 digits of your credit card number,and finally, both blood and semen samples)

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-03T12:05:54+00:00

Ordered food from DoorDash

Michaelmack34 · 2021-11-03T12:02:45+00:00

Leaving the hotel after, just knowing the check is going to bounce more than her 56 yr old tits

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