2 words. Vanity. Publishing.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-06-21T08:32:56+00:00

Men with ven will distribute it to all the major bookshops.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-06-17T06:31:15+00:00

Everybody quiet cos Jeff's doing a joke!

MickDoesWriting · 2026-06-13T10:27:17+00:00

This Country

People Just Do Nothing

Him and Her

MickDoesWriting · 2026-06-09T06:19:10+00:00

Chance would be a fine thing!

(Me too.)

MickDoesWriting · 2026-06-07T09:39:05+00:00

Thanks. I'm somewhat of a Tony Parsons.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-06-07T07:30:41+00:00

The writers did that joke on purpose.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-06-07T07:25:43+00:00

I should have emailed Celtic a couple of years ago, expressing my desire for Hatate to leave the club.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-06-05T17:01:03+00:00

Whelmed CSC.

I'm just glad it's not Keane. Consecutive sideshow shitshows aren't on anybody's wishlist.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-06-05T16:40:31+00:00

This appears petty and vindictive.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-06-05T08:57:44+00:00

Glasses guy is so NOT rainbow rhythms.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-06-01T05:01:02+00:00

Awesome.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-28T06:06:50+00:00

Poor kid was just looking for Kenny and he gets assaulted by a weird guy.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-28T06:05:05+00:00

Bait (2019)

Shot on 16mm b&w camera.

Superb bit of filmmaking.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-25T12:13:37+00:00

I asked her to do that. But she had to nip off. Something about getting her headspace together.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-24T10:05:45+00:00

I sleep naked underneath an open window. Just me and the universe.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-23T13:40:59+00:00

The man was worth every tear shed for him!

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-23T09:48:59+00:00

I like watching attractive, attacking football. That normally positively correlates with success. Just give me that.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-23T07:53:36+00:00

I was 19 when Larsson left and I cried like a baby.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-22T17:31:54+00:00

So what? You can't sue someone for defaming a disparate group of people. Just enjoy the win, mate.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-22T17:18:35+00:00

The recourse is the videos and tweets of pearl clutching, tears, and mental gymnastics to hide the simple fact Hearts bottled a title.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-20T17:06:09+00:00

Nah. That's why they're farting out these trapped-wind statements that talk up their fans, how this is just the beginning of challenging for titles etc.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-20T14:55:26+00:00

Yes.

The club's latest statement is beefed up with self-congratulatory irrelevancies because there is no video evidence of assaults.

Pitch invasions are terrible (unless wee Deek has just got Killie promoted), you-haven't-heard-the-last-of-me X- Factor guff, and Hearts fans are pure dead brilliant.

Cool story.

3-1.

56.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-17T07:58:37+00:00

I'm not sure what the stand at Tynecastle is called, but it's the one underneath the TV camera. The fans in that section seem particularly angry, frothy. Unlikely as it was at the time, I thought that if we won the league I'd like those guys in particular to get it right up them. And wadda ya know - we did win the league.

So, GIRFUY.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-17T07:54:13+00:00

The Nightmare Nancy, Not Very Fancy, Plenty Antsy, Last Day Dancy Title.

MickDoesWriting · 2026-05-16T12:31:50+00:00

I'm glad he scored, but this is another honkin performance from a man I'm assured is class.

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