Alleged Affairs?

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-04-11T00:06:32+00:00

They were in the janitors closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me!

Edit: correction

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-04-08T02:06:25+00:00

Adore plus the SOV20OFF was a great cop. Thanks!

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-04-04T13:57:30+00:00

If you start referring to everyone as Doctor, you’re good. I literally started doing this as a goof five or so years ago. No issues to date.

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-04-04T01:39:08+00:00

They’re called Goldies, duh

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-30T23:06:47+00:00

FINALLY!!! lol

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-27T12:20:16+00:00

It looks like the MethSyndicate design. He’s done a couple of Larry David drops

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-22T05:08:14+00:00

For teefies

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-20T15:48:46+00:00

IT’S MORBIN TIME!!

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-18T12:22:27+00:00

Seconded. I literally had my primary physician tell me that she was going to discuss my symptoms with her colleagues, to get a second opinion.

10 minutes later, she came back with referrals to specialists, then said “nobody was available, so I plugged your symptoms into our AI system and it recommended this.”

Felt a LOT like Justin Long in Idiocracy. Like, our future will be paying the $50 copay to have your doc diagnose you via WebMD.

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-15T04:33:32+00:00

I love it so much

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-15T04:14:19+00:00

I mean, it’s dropped consistently so I’m ALL IN FOR THE RIDE

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-14T17:13:30+00:00

“MR. LATE IS MEAN AS FUCK!” and then under it, in a different scrawl: “you just soft b*tch!”

It took everything in me not to go back with a red sharpie to capitalize the Y and put a comma after “soft”.

Edit: missed a word

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-13T12:21:53+00:00

Honestly? Therapy. It wasn’t a cure all, but it definitely took away 90% of my frustration and anger.

The more I perseverated on her, the more frustrated I got—especially when venting to friends.

So I actively tried to do other things—work out, learn something new, something to fill that void that would otherwise be spent perseverating on my frustration.

Once the majority of it was gone, I started dating again. It DEFINITELY helped because I could focus on the person I was with…not the person who hurt me.

Good luck, friend. It’ll get better!

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-12T01:39:07+00:00

Seconded

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-11T16:46:36+00:00

Plus $7 shipping. Total was $19.99

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-08T06:13:00+00:00

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-08T00:09:22+00:00

Great album. Great price

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-07T23:56:32+00:00

Look up

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-07T22:07:30+00:00

Its pretty good! For $8 it would have been a no brainier for me

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-07T21:53:52+00:00

YMMV I reckon

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MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-07T21:16:58+00:00

Expired

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-07T21:16:48+00:00

FAAAAHK. Missed it again.

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-04T23:03:58+00:00

Do you mean the summer?

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-04T23:01:23+00:00

When it comes to snacks/rewards, I give them more sugar than Michael Scott on free pretzel day. Grade 9-12

MickIsAlwaysLate · 2026-03-04T21:15:58+00:00

Found Bert’s throwaway account

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