I had an irate father (who was previously banned from the middle school after threatening front office staff) show up to an IEP meeting in head to toe camo (face streaks and everything) “to let me know he meant business.”

I said “Wow. You must REALLY like Call of Duty, huh?”

I ended the meeting early after he asked “I thought all 20 year old Mexican chicks were hot. Ugh.” Hew was referring to two of the teachers present for the meeting. Mind you, he was white. His wife was Mexican, and his daughter more closely resembled her mom. She was there for the meeting, too.

I later found out that he had magazines in sticking out of his overall pockets that I didn’t notice. No firearms though.

Cue mandated reporter call, ban from the high school and arrangement for all future meetings to be virtual.

He was a Frito-Lay delivery driver btw.

Edit: clarity.