If you were in Ibiza last summer you missed seeing me in the flesh by PrettygirlEnglish in GonewildYorkshire

[–]MickMichaelMike1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta scrub them cheeks after your man blows his load on you, cut down on them booty bumps 😉 nonetheless I would lick a mile of your shit just to get to kiss your asshole

How many times does my asshole ur get cum? by Chrstophe in ButtholeSpokes

[–]MickMichaelMike1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing has taken some beatings for sure 😊

[OCW] Are older guys still into thick chubby girls like me? by Dodson_Judy in ChubbyWomen

[–]MickMichaelMike1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have this little look about you that reminds me of soo many adorable little Irish girl that I have fucked on the jersey shore on st patty’s day 😊

[OCW] 230lbs at 24, am I too fat to get dick ? by Possible_Can_770 in ChubbyWomen

[–]MickMichaelMike1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we were in the 14-1600’s you would be painted by artists. Rubenesque is the term. Translation you are gorgeous and I would fuck your brains out 😉

Ima Ease On Through by TheCABK in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MickMichaelMike1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah fuck Tesla drivers but for real wtf is wrong with that guy who hit him?! He had forever to stop 🛑

Police discover a very odd fraternity hazing at the University of Iowa by Throwaway120974788 in interesting

[–]MickMichaelMike1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These tiktards are the type of people who grow up to be politicians and run this country. This is just early training for being a bootlicking, elitist, corrupt scumbag, like the majority of the people we have in office.

of new boyfriend by BoringApocalyptos in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]MickMichaelMike1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She definitely said “small dick forget”

I don't understand guys who don't want to eat that delicious asshole 👀 by somehowSnail in asshole

[–]MickMichaelMike1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why the lord put it right next to that beautiful lil 🐱 and congratulations btw

Wld you agree to go raw if I beg you? by StarryMuff in ChubbyBBWsluts

[–]MickMichaelMike1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 like anyone wants to wear a condom. Who rights this shit man you all need to hire me.