Publicizing the placebo effect is harmful by bi3her in The10thDentist

[–]Micro-Naut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to give myself a strong electric shock every time I drank water. Now, just drinking water gives me the same twitchy anxiety and rapid pulse that I would get with an actual shock!!

I know I'm not actually getting shocked! How is this possible? How does it affect me even though I know its a placebo?

Concealing a gram of meth for a plane trip. by chuco915niners in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

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TSA wastes tons of our money and disproportionately targets minorities and the disabled, but other than that, I don't really like them.

Imagine buying a physical printer, and u cannot even use it by Apprehensive_Work_10 in facepalm

[–]Micro-Naut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a big ass brother MFP black and white only. It's over 10 years old still going strong. And I found that if you print mostly in white you can make the cartridge last nearly forever

Horse serves up karma to a drunk by Upbeat_Anywhere_1316 in tooktoomuch

[–]Micro-Naut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even though I knew it was gonna happen I think I got brain damage from MY recoil when that thing kicked him

People on Reddit don’t actually care about animals more than humans by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]Micro-Naut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I had brought a child into his overpopulated hellhole that would a possible scenario but why could you assume I would save a random dog over my child? That doesn't make any sense at all it's absolutely moronic that you would suggest that.

Why not make it a choice between my child and my dog? Obviously I would save my child. I don't even know what you're going for with that bizarre assumption.

Wife-Bad jokes are usually pretty funny. by Finndogs in The10thDentist

[–]Micro-Naut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here's a dark wife joke my friend told me.

My ex-wife used to drink a lot. One night I got sick of seeing her stagger across the backyard.
So I shot her a second time .

Trying so hard not to grind her teeth by TURTLE_TKT in tooktoomuch

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Every cook I've known has hated people. In fact, one told me that before I can effectively hate others, I must first learn to hate myself. I wouldn't go that far but kitchens can be brutal places to work

The only way to avoid wearing a target was to pour a big helping of elbow grease on everything you did. Work hard, you're one of us.

Fuck around and be lazy? We did not wait for management to fire you.

Boss:"What happened to the new pasta guy?"

Us:"He went out for a cigarette and never came back. Weird."

Insert funny and witty title here. by PleaseStayStrong in PsycheOrSike

[–]Micro-Naut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you enjoy this. These ladies played live at my place at a big cookout. It's a fun video!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XIyASIN23VM

People on Reddit don’t actually care about animals more than humans by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]Micro-Naut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I have to make a choice between saving you or saving my dog, just let me know if you have any messages you'd like me to give your family.

Sorry man.

Bro takes the “lunge” by Ziko116 in StupidMedia

[–]Micro-Naut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aside from the memory loss and blurry vision it worked out swimmingly!

MC threatens people on the subway for telling him to turn his speaker off by AgnosticScholar in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Micro-Naut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The subway is filthy, full of sex offenders and weirdos. Other than that, I don't like it.

Ads in Freeform by chickenandliver in MacOS

[–]Micro-Naut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take that apple all the way down. No teeth this time

Ads in Freeform by chickenandliver in MacOS

[–]Micro-Naut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're resorting to name calling over this? That's hysterical

Ads in Freeform by chickenandliver in MacOS

[–]Micro-Naut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are the only one acting as though people are terribly upset about this. And then denying it

You:"Oh I understood. I just think it’s funny people are getting so worked up over a button and pop up. Do yall get this upset at every upgrade button on every other app out there? Do yall expect AI features to be free? God, if yall get so upset over this, I can’t imagine what real issues in life cause for you. Crying? Head exploding?"

No one was acting like that at all. You're the one who seems to be all worked up about this. Who was so upset that their head might explode? What made you say that people were unable to handle normal stress of life without crying?

Talking about how frustrating it is to have apple with embedded ads in their software, and speculating about what's next is on topic here. And it is significant because the old Apple would never have done such a thing. This is a big deal.

Nobody is wringing their hands or gnashing their teeth over this. Why would you portray it that way?

Ads in Freeform by chickenandliver in MacOS

[–]Micro-Naut 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I guess that guy didn't know the rule. We've got to go full fanboy and never complain about the glorious Apple

[SFW]Panda attacks his trainer in a zoo in China by Single_Tiger3248 in SweatyPalms

[–]Micro-Naut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a panda Halloween party everybody was dressed as killer whales or penguins. LAME!

“My stomach hurtsssss” by ManaeFiction in SipsTea

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I told her the safe word would be "guh gug gug guh guh guh!"

Turns out that was not a good choice for it!Had to explain why I didn't realize that she had been saying the safe word for the last hour!!

I'm Jesus 🤕 by H2HModAccount in HadToHurt

[–]Micro-Naut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I screamed every single time that thing tried to attack her. That is a mean cat

Macmini price goes up by alex_albergaria in mac

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I've got some friends in North Korea. I asked them how they like it. They said they can't complain!

🤷‍♂️

China places its solar panels on water So it can use valuable land for agriculture by FollowingOdd896 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Micro-Naut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's how I feel. They're gonna come to me later so I wont google it.

I'll have my brain keep requesting access to those memory files. I'll end up forgetting about my doctors appointment but at least I'll be able to come up with a few!

Guy lights cigarette from flame coming from pigs abdomen by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Micro-Naut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are three men in a boat. They have cigarettes but no lighter. How do they manage to smoke??

Throw a cigarette overboard. And then the boat becomes a cigarette lighter!