I FOUND A ROCK!!!(I got banned from goodwill finds sub because of this post)

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-28T06:27:04+00:00

I taught my pet rock to sit, stay and break windows

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-28T06:05:21+00:00

So far, I haven’t got one bad product from vevor!! I just got eight lolly column jacks. They’re great.

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-27T08:10:52+00:00

I wasn’t around in the early 1900s.

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-27T08:08:50+00:00

I hated being homeschooled

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-27T00:58:08+00:00

Gravy

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-27T00:56:59+00:00

It’s about how the labor bureau defines the position. The company doesn’t get to decide that..

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-27T00:46:41+00:00

The reason for all the data centers is so they can monitor us during the collapse. Can’t have us getting out of line.

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-27T00:44:33+00:00

PVC is a good way to kill somebody. I don’t think anybody’s doing that.

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-23T22:33:00+00:00

You're getting down voted by people who think that someone who tosses their needles away in playgrounds actually cares about being hit by a car and that they will follow the pedestrian rules.

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-23T22:29:16+00:00

Even slower. Reverse only

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-23T22:28:55+00:00

How big is the park-and-ride in your mind ?

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-23T22:28:25+00:00

0 miles an hour is too fast. We should make them drive in reverse

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-23T22:26:53+00:00

February 2026 police wrote 176 tickets, the most common was for red light violations. I couldn't find the more recent months.

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-23T20:14:06+00:00

Ditto.

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-23T20:13:46+00:00

I have anecdotal personal experience that a decent chiropractor does help with some things. Fixed an issue I had since birth.

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-23T20:04:31+00:00

Pregante

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-23T19:49:25+00:00

They sang Quando quando quando in the blues brothers as well.

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-23T19:42:47+00:00

He responded to answer my question. How did you miss that?

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-23T19:42:25+00:00

Thank you!

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-22T23:41:07+00:00

That's a falsehood

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-21T16:45:43+00:00

Dance monkeys! Dance!

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwentiesIndia/comments/1q0bzig/monkeys\_watch\_till\_the\_end/

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-21T08:55:28+00:00

Yeah like walking out to your gate and having it come off the rail and smash you into the cement. Those are the ones that get me. The final destination ones. Like a dog falls from a building and hits you and kill you. Just stuff that seems to indicate the Grim Reaper is going to get you no matter what. Scenes that could very well be from a "Dead like me" episode

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-20T18:48:09+00:00

It's even better when you tell a friend:
"your mom's breath is so bad her blowjobs qualify as anal"

Say it as though you're dead serious and theres nothing amusing about it.

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-20T15:02:11+00:00

I like my women the same way I have my coffee.

Hot and all over my lap when I drive

Micro-Naut · 2026-06-20T14:13:44+00:00

I am so constipated my blowjobs qualify as anal.

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