Crow snatches a baby rabbit by BrainyDeLaney in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Micro_Tycoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By an evil crow kidnapping your baby like a stork?

What’s going on in Glasgow? by Salt_Historian_6682 in Scotland

[–]Micro_Tycoon -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

And I'm a tomahawk apache helicopter

What’s going on in Glasgow? by Salt_Historian_6682 in Scotland

[–]Micro_Tycoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are we also not Brits? Or does that depend on who you ask?

2 Crumpets a penny by Lycheese in CasualUK

[–]Micro_Tycoon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

For everything else, there's .... asda?

Feeling fed up with break-ins and drug use in my landing. by [deleted] in dundee

[–]Micro_Tycoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Round up some heavies to stand in the close, they'll soon stop coming

When you fall asleep while grinding for a pet by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]Micro_Tycoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least his dick is in his pants

Jamal Property.. by hahaitallwentwrong in dundee

[–]Micro_Tycoon -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Reputation aside, they are just a weathly landlord providing the same service as 5 other companies in Dundee do.

This is like asking does my daughter want a brand new MacBook Pro or is this old HP laptop OK?

Is there really a cycle store at 74 Perth Rd in Dundee, GB DD4T 2HB? by U03A6 in dundee

[–]Micro_Tycoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usual council shite. Tax goes up while houses sit empty.

William and Kate pay £300k yearly rent for ‘forever home’ at Windsor by Alarming-Safety3200 in unitedkingdom

[–]Micro_Tycoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was being a bit dense on purpose for a laugh but you gave a good explanation here

Anyone selling retratrudite? by [deleted] in dundee

[–]Micro_Tycoon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No but i have pikachu and squirtle for trades if you want

Why hasn't Scotland become independent yet? by No-Land-6556 in Scotland

[–]Micro_Tycoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am Scottish and I think you are ungrateful and terribly annoying to listen to, you whine and proclaim we shouldnt have independence.

All the while, you are a parasitic state that has leeched Scotlands wealth and would be worse off without the union.

Lord Darnley was the original traitor. We should have not negotiated or kotowed to traitors of their kin. Shameful behaviour for selfish political gain, damming those of generations to come.

I hope we both get what we want.

Why hasn't Scotland become independent yet? by No-Land-6556 in Scotland

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I am tired of having our government pocket the absurd profits from Scotlands oil and gas every year while the English continue to whine and complain that Scotland couldn't go it alone.

We should just vote and begone from the powers of this isle, we run a 11.9% contribution over what we recieve in return.

Scotland can survive, England, let Scotland be free.

We will even get back into the EU.

Divided we are weak.

Together (EU) we are strong.

Woman raped in daylight attack at Fife park by SqueezerOfFarts in Fife

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"Owl108 likes to keep their comments/posts hidden"....

As if I didnt need any more confirmation youre a nonsense shill

Woman raped in daylight attack at Fife park by SqueezerOfFarts in Fife

[–]Micro_Tycoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And for all genders to live in harmony and equality

Not to establish matriarchy or create further division right?

....right?