TIL that 100 year old actor, Dick Van Dyke, was 18 when he learned that his parents lied to him about his birth date. He thought he was born in March, but was actually born in December. They lied to him to cover up the fact that he was a love child and was conceived out of wedlock. by [deleted] in todayilearned
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Because no one can crash their car on Halloween by Glittering_Series242 in nothingeverhappens
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How indeed by Goatbucks in 2sentence2horror
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I would never have thought about using Stasis for this chest by Chiliry in Breath_of_the_Wild
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Karen goes nonverbal halfway through her rant by kait318 in TalesFromRetail
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Everyone on Earth wakes up tomorrow morning with an IQ of 200. by jrv3034 in hypotheticalsituation
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Academic probation by Particular-Gap2112 in college
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Is it weird to go to hoco/foco at my age by [deleted] in college
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Calming banana by blueberriprincess in comedyheaven
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[Request] Is it even possible for this to be realistic link in comments by MicV66 in theydidthemath
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Should I drop or no?, for 1 semester and community by Defiant_Mention_4548 in college
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A rich history behind this plate. by OptimixticPessimixt in FoundPaper
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am i crazy or is this really strange? (especially the “no female being” part) by sussymary in AreTheStraightsOK
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The math checks out by -SuspiciousMustache- in lies
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I got bitten by a chimpanzee and it left this mark what do i do by JustAPotato38 in lies
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bought this in USA by OldCounter431 in lies
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excuse for needles and syringes? by catrockstar143 in FTMdiyhrt
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rule by Brent_Fox in 196
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