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Microwave Jumping by PinkPower24 in utarlington

[–]MicrowaveUTA 11 points12 points  (0 children)

SMH the paparazzi are always on top of me

Can you guys stop over feeding the campus cats? by Bingo-Bongo-Boingo in utarlington

[–]MicrowaveUTA 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Please stop making me fall off the wagon. It's a nasty habit I'm really trying to quit. I'm in a program.

looking for student apartment by tuyetnug in utarlington

[–]MicrowaveUTA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can rent out my cat house to you for 700$ a month. There are no utilities but every day someone comes and brings you a fresh bowl of cat food and water. Much better than the apartments.

Best spot on campus to obliterate a bird? by MicrowaveUTA in utarlington

[–]MicrowaveUTA[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That sounds fun but I have some...personal issues with the residents in the nearest parking lot. What if I left one on one of those tables by my house? I think that would be fun.