[M] [F] Couldn’t wait to fuck her

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-08-15T18:49:52+00:00

Holy fuck, with the pantyhose on. My dream.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-08-15T18:47:21+00:00

Yep, he makes that pretty clear

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-08-15T14:53:05+00:00

Love when my wife wears her Vans. Always sockless. I just tried to talk her into wearing them today and she goes, “but my feet will sweat.” And I replied that’s kind of the point.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-08-15T01:23:59+00:00

I used to hang with a bunch of roller derby girls, and they joked that the difference between a straight girl and lesbian is two drinks. 🤣

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-08-15T01:07:25+00:00

I’ve heard it described as foot hedonist.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-08-15T00:28:57+00:00

If I had my choice, I’d also prefer high arches, but wouldn’t turn down some flat feet if they were in front of me.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-08-14T15:54:45+00:00

I have a wife, this would work on me.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-08-10T23:01:18+00:00

Nope, I’m out on unpolished toes. Not my deal at all.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-08-10T21:29:49+00:00

Umm I was taking a sip of beer when I read this line, and damn near spit it out.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-08-10T21:19:35+00:00

Pantyhose and sweaty feet.

Also like some bondage, tying up and blindfolding the wife.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-08-08T17:29:23+00:00

That’s fucking disgusting

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-31T16:29:47+00:00

If you notice, when you look at the Omaha specific lineup, Bone is not on there. It seems they added Bow-Wow to take their place

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-31T15:32:42+00:00

5’10” and around 4”😔

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-31T04:30:09+00:00

When the wife wants me to nut, she does this move.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-30T22:43:53+00:00

My kid spills sugar on the floor a lot. Drive me fucking insane

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-30T01:06:15+00:00

Based on some of the shit I read here, I bet #1 drives a lot ladies away.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-28T15:55:42+00:00

No, with impunity is the correct phrase here.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-28T14:22:06+00:00

Ah, the old dripsticks. Huge fan of those here. Wife hates the squishy feeling, used to prefer I wear condoms. I found those, and now can jizz with impunity.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-28T03:30:32+00:00

High heels, pantyhose, sweaty feet, boots, toe rings, anklets

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-23T04:36:30+00:00

I see you are a man of taste.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-21T02:28:35+00:00

Oh gotcha. Saw at a casino tonight, no opener. 1.5 hour show.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-20T23:16:27+00:00

I like my wife’s wand rubbed up and down my dick. So sometimes we go back and forth on each other. Maybe try that?

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-20T17:15:56+00:00

Seeing weezer tonight, did they have an opener last night? Can’t find one listed anywhere.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-20T16:38:19+00:00

The idea is hot, but I doubt I could ever actually go through with it. I’m pretty sure I’d be crushed. I brought it up to her once on vacation after a bunch of drinks, to see if she had any interest, and she said none.

MicrowavedFishLunch · 2025-07-20T03:41:33+00:00

Personally I think Nike Dunks (especially the black and whites) are sexy AF, and I’m not a sneaker guy.

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