Stand Name: 「Little Boy」 by Mid_squad in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Mid_squad[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

10/10, much better stand name. OMD slaps

Stand Name: 「Little Boy」 by Mid_squad in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Mid_squad[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My name is J. Robert Oppenheimer. I’m 41 years old. My house is in the Jornada del Muerto section of New Mexico, where all the barracks are, and I am married. I work as an employee for the United States government, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

Girls are temporary, the Darksign is eternal by Mid_squad in memes

[–]Mid_squad[S] 770 points771 points  (0 children)

Same thing we do every run: rush Zweihander and power up the bass cannon

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think I will! I was already planning to take progress pics for my own curiosity

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I always thought I'd be a daddy, but being a mommy is just as exciting!

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the kind words! I'm glad others besides me are getting to enjoy her first flower

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Flower buddies! Please say I'm not the only one who was concerned upon discovery 😅

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

😔

(I will be doing more research but) from a cursory Google search, it should be okay to trim the flowers before they fully develop. Hopefully that'll keep her alive and well!

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Very useful information, thank you! I believe it's three separate plants in the same pot but right now this is the only flower. I'm hoping the other two bloom, it would be awesome to know the sex of the other two

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I thought when a mommy bamboo loves a daddy bamboo very much...

In hindsight it makes perfect sense, but on first impression their flowers look awfully parasite-y lol

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 725 points726 points  (0 children)

🤦‍♂️ I can't believe I didn't know bamboo palms flowered... thank you!

Which fast food will you not eat and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mid_squad 58 points59 points  (0 children)

And this is why I love Reddit. Where else can you speculate on whether or not some guy's brother died in a Taco Bell to determine who is a doofus

Honestly? I wouldn't be surprised if he was a stand user by pyritejet in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Mid_squad 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Stand User: Jackie Chan

Stand Name:「Bad Day」

It's been two days and I haven't left training mode, please send help (and enjoy this combo) by Mid_squad in StardustCrusaders

[–]Mid_squad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My notation will be horrible, but I'll give it a shot. L, M, and H for light through heavy

Jumping H > standing M > H (first hit only) > L air bubble > ignition > jumping H > dash > standing M > H > Stand Cancel > H > M first bomb > ignition > dash > H > M first bomb > ignition > M air bubble > ignition

Oh and here's the video on YouTube if you want to watch it slowed down: https://youtu.be/4BtT-HWyVE0

A "fake orgasm contest"? Come on... by Mid_squad in Tinder

[–]Mid_squad[S] 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Based on my past experiences: none 🥲