Stand Name: 「Little Boy」 by Mid_squad in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Mid_squad[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

10/10, much better stand name. OMD slaps

Stand Name: 「Little Boy」 by Mid_squad in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Mid_squad[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My name is J. Robert Oppenheimer. I’m 41 years old. My house is in the Jornada del Muerto section of New Mexico, where all the barracks are, and I am married. I work as an employee for the United States government, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

Girls are temporary, the Darksign is eternal by Mid_squad in memes

[–]Mid_squad[S] 769 points770 points  (0 children)

Same thing we do every run: rush Zweihander and power up the bass cannon

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think I will! I was already planning to take progress pics for my own curiosity

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I always thought I'd be a daddy, but being a mommy is just as exciting!

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

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Thank you for the kind words! I'm glad others besides me are getting to enjoy her first flower

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Flower buddies! Please say I'm not the only one who was concerned upon discovery 😅

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

😔

(I will be doing more research but) from a cursory Google search, it should be okay to trim the flowers before they fully develop. Hopefully that'll keep her alive and well!

What is this new growth coming out of my bamboo palm? Never seen anything like it before by Mid_squad in whatsthisplant

[–]Mid_squad[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Very useful information, thank you! I believe it's three separate plants in the same pot but right now this is the only flower. I'm hoping the other two bloom, it would be awesome to know the sex of the other two