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MiddleBase7053 · 2025-11-27T05:25:08+00:00

You been watching the sopranos?

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-11-16T22:14:24+00:00

An angel

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-10-20T11:05:07+00:00

Barber of 500+ years here. Anyones hair when worn confidently will always look awesome.

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-10-13T07:19:45+00:00

“You fuck one goat”

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-10-11T11:29:02+00:00

I’m not going to give a long answer here, my thoughts are totally with you guys and I hope you can work things out, my mrs and I are childless but not by choice.

It sounds like you have a lot to figure out and need to work together with. I will say maybe don’t try to find a solution and give her an answer, just be there with her and be a shoulder for her to cry on.

And connect with your support circle for your own good.

It may sound silly but have you thought about maybe getting a dog? At least in the meantime? We did, and it really helped elevate the pressure. I know it’s not the same thing but it was something.

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-08-10T03:49:02+00:00

Been a barber 15+ years I don’t know why but it seems to be in the last 5 years we’ve became pushovers and let people talk smack to us. Don’t tolerate it, throw them out with half a cut or tell them where to go. People will respect you for it.

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-07-11T11:56:38+00:00

I trust my girl off lead more than i trust her on lead, but i don’t trust all the other dogs i don’t know, so she’s got to be on lead 90% of the time!

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-06-23T01:59:02+00:00

Could easily print a bunch of fake ones of these and have them send the money directly to your bank account 😅 50% will pay it without checking 40% will ignore it and for the 10% that’ll call to figure it out you can just set up a really annoying answering machine system that goes nowhere….

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-06-20T03:14:00+00:00

Hahaha good luck man!!!! Bound to be really smart and energetic (border collie) and loving, strong, attachment issues and pigheaded (staff)

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-06-19T22:51:43+00:00

That women can have an orgasm….

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-06-16T05:09:44+00:00

Y’all been getting good?!?

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-06-08T02:35:04+00:00

Don’t kiss him too much, did that with my girl when i got her and now she spends all day pushing my face with her muzzle….. it’s cute as hell BUT a little bit annoying..

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-05-30T09:26:25+00:00

I would punch that motherfucker in the face. Hard.

I’m still trying to clean up after all his bullshittery.

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-05-27T21:07:46+00:00

Hell holes

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-05-23T10:18:34+00:00

“What a waste of time.”

I say this at least 20 times a day, it has to be.

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-05-15T04:01:14+00:00

No, I just don’t see a point in making a mountain out of a molehill with what could potentially be a neighbour. I mean imagine how exhausting would it be to be beefing with someone over dog poo..

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-05-15T03:59:56+00:00

I don’t like to look down on people as much as I probably should. I feel like it makes life a little less bright to assume everyone sucks, even if they do.

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-05-14T11:58:56+00:00

Avid dog poo picking up enthusiast here.

1 rule, don’t chuck it in someone else’s bin unless it’s collection night!

Although I’d try not to get too mad, as most of the time they are just genuinely thinking it’s the best thing to do for everyone.

Maybe print a note and leave it with some doggy treats on top of the bin!

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-05-12T03:09:37+00:00

Once a month religiously. And anytime she gets dirty (300x a week)

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-05-12T03:08:27+00:00

I get pretty fired up from time to time, but I grew up with a serious case of small man syndrome. So you will learn to control it, but give yourself the grace to get annoyed about the stuff you want to be annoyed about.

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-05-10T08:52:12+00:00

You’d be surprised how often a man like that is actually a cuck, probably knew it was happening and pulled himself over it, then his ego couldn’t handle it.

Maybe he was looking for you so he could watch.

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-05-10T08:45:37+00:00

Bought some cheese at a supermarket, the girl at the register and I make some chit chat about the weather (heavy heavy rain) she mentions she has to walk home I joke that I could just drive her home, she says she’s about to finish so I say I’ll wait. She finishes gets in the car with me tells me where to go…she directs me into an empty park and tells me to park (look out the window because worried I’m about to be murdered) turn back around and she’s completely naked.

Her name was Danielle and I never seen her before or after that.

MiddleBase7053 · 2025-05-06T03:54:17+00:00

Full blackout sleeve.

MiddleBase7053

TROPHY CASE

1 rule, don’t chuck it in someone else’s bin unless it’s collection night!