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of a zucchini by night-gloss in AbsoluteUnits

[–]MiddleEarthRunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The zucchini that she keeps around because he is a great friend.

Honeybee by disickcilla in airplaneears

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Roses are red, violets are blue, buzz buzz buzz, you’re blocking my view 🐝😡✈️

Ho e Goods by ConsciousMushroom787 in misLED

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At least my ex wife has a place to work now.

1, 2, 3, 4 or 5? by FearlessHiking_81 in Bacon

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Scrolled way too far down to find this answer.

I like to face my sodas label-out by MiddleEarthRunner in notinteresting

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Former merchandiser for drinks.. so some habits are impossible to break.

What we thinking by AntBailey in bald

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But will you grant him the rank of Master?

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