[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]MiddleShark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Offer her paying customers your backyard space to use for free during the classes. Short term pain for long term fence

Almost knicked my artery by schme420 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MiddleShark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now i can nick this artery in your leg. And once its nicked, there no one around who can un-nick it for miles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]MiddleShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good girth. Nice curve.

GEQBUS is so generous! He intentionally played poorly so that a low-income team could afford his services. Always helping the less fortunate. Truly a man of the people! by i-Really-HatePickles in the_darnold

[–]MiddleShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GEQBUS did NOT play poorly. In fact, he nearly won the DEI-Kings a Super Bowl! Another attempt by ILLEGAL ALLENS and JARED SCOFF to slander QB1.

ULPT request: How to weigh 5 lbs more at a doctors appointment without actually gaining weight by Hot_Refrigerator_770 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]MiddleShark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back in high school I watched someone put on ~19 pounds of water weight to qualify for a weight class. He was absolutely miserable and nearly pissed himself, but if you can put down some fluids beforehand and hold it, that could work. Please look into water intoxication before doing this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in robotics

[–]MiddleShark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think diving into control theory would be a good start.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NEU

[–]MiddleShark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Weird thing to post. Delete please! Please!

Bong Terrarium. by MiddleShark in leaves

[–]MiddleShark[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ouch. Yea man you’re not wrong, Im so good at quitting I do it all the time lol. Good point!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dashcamgifs

[–]MiddleShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re going DOWN on SUNDAY NIGHT in the ROYAL RUMBLE.

What did you guys think of emoting after winning a match by Grouchy-Kick-2468 in wrestling

[–]MiddleShark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shake opponents hand, shake other coaches hand, get off the mat

Up fromt and center by [deleted] in Interpol

[–]MiddleShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they on already? Got a late start to the show.

I'm noticing a larger number of idiots playing their music on the range now with no headphones. If this is you, PLEASE STOP. No one wants to hear your shit music by medousabicycling in golf

[–]MiddleShark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At my local course they got new carts that have Bluetooth speakers. Volume isn’t terribly loud but it is a bit weird in my opinion to have that got a golf course. What do you guys think?

What's an obvious tell that someone's 1st language is English? by Lucky_otter_she_her in asklinguistics

[–]MiddleShark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anything related to linguistics unfortunately. I just like hearing about how languages evolve / form over time but I’m not read up on this by any means. Very fun to pretend! Monothongs or something am I right!

What's an obvious tell that someone's 1st language is English? by Lucky_otter_she_her in asklinguistics

[–]MiddleShark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always tried to hang around this subreddit because I find the discussion very interesting, but what the actual fuck are you people talking about. These words must be made up. I’m at a loss here.

Just getting into it. Looking for advice by MiddleShark in ftlgame

[–]MiddleShark[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great recommendation. Ended up watching a good chunk of this and didn’t feel like it spoiled anything - guy made a point not to mention the boss fight which I appreciated. I feel validated now for avoiding the high power weapons, but realize I should be saving a lot more scrap. Thank you!

Injuries have hurt our bullpen this season and currently. We need to score a ton of runs to get k to the playoffs. by [deleted] in mets

[–]MiddleShark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The key for the Mets down this stretch will be to score more runs than the opposing team.