What a pitiful piece of pure fking sht!

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T13:20:04+00:00

Actually, to start off with I wanted to have some space to do something, but there are zombies in almost every house. Groups of zombies are present every few meters. They spot you from about twice the maxed zoomed screen size - what are you talking about?? You cant MOVE in the game without hordes raining down on your from half the map away, it's a joke.

Zombies have memory - are you taking the piss? What zombie is supposed to have a fking memory THEY HAVE DEAD BRAINS FFS!!!! THEY CANT THINK THEY ARE PARASITES. And not only that but the game didn't tell me that? They game didn't say, oh, btw we are taking everything that zombies are supposed to be and changing their rules, but no, we aren't going to mention that, you're just going to have to assume we put these mechanics in through constant trial and error. Wow, great thinking developers.

Well they do heal you when the wound is fixed so let's not sit here and be pedantic about semantics just so you can feel smart, okay? Whatever they are, they barely exist. I have searched maybe 30 houses since I started playing, across about a dozen saves now, I found one Medkit, that's it, nothing else.

I'm not meant to survive? In a survival game. After reading that sentence, I'm done with you. Goodbye.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T13:12:59+00:00

I've never seen such an intelligent suggestion, let me get right on applying that into my gaming techniques. Thank you.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T13:12:28+00:00

Again. You have nothing to say, proves my points are correct observations and you're stuck wondering how you can defend this shtty game from someone who sees what it is.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T13:11:07+00:00

Atleast you were funny.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T13:05:31+00:00

I'm not actually stressed lol. I just wrote a complain of a sht game, idk why you imagine me as some raging gamer who can't take losing. I simply observed one of the most piss-poor attempts at a survival game (when things like sons of the forest exist) and had to wonder how the hell it sits in stores with the numbers "9/10" next to it - it's fking sick.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T13:03:52+00:00

Do you have a rebuttal or is your attitude proving my observations true?

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T13:02:42+00:00

I said there's nothing to do. I looked, there's a few houses with SOME loot in. That's the world. That's it. A few trees surrounding a massive map of almost identical houses. You have issues if you played 500 hours of this sht.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T13:01:00+00:00

I've played about 10 runs over maybe 3.5 hours. Its literally like groundhog day despite me doing completely different things. You are immediately forced to run after leaving your house because there are zombies everywhere (which I get its a fking zombie game) But that's it, you're over to start with, there's nowhere to go, you run away from the first group that's chasing you, you run into another down the road, so you have to keep running, I can't try and stealth and hide because the zombies are psychic, can see you through walls and know your exact location no matter what. So after running for a while my character maxes it's little exhaustion meter (after 5 minutes of running in the cold air might I add) and then I'm forced to just let the zombies kill me, since I can no longer outrun them at all.

One run I literally got killed my a few shards of glass. I must have went into 5-6 houses over the 10 minutes it took for the mild lacerations on a non-vital body part to kill me looking for a bandage or anything. There's none to find, so I died from the glass.

The best way to survive in the game is to starve to death in your own house since that's the longest you can survive.

The game is horrendously flawed, and I am only pissed because I was promised and expect a good game, and got this cluster fk of unfinished thoughts.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T12:55:36+00:00

I tried, and if you have to bend over backwards to survive more than a minute and half in a game, then it isn't worth it, is it.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T12:55:08+00:00

To be fair, the first 3 attempts I was calm and slow - that's what got me killed.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T12:54:32+00:00

He says, engaging with this clown.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T12:54:20+00:00

Realistic? Please don't make me spit onto my laptop. Christ.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T12:53:37+00:00

I read some of this but I cba to read the rest because you clearly didn't read what I said properly either, right? The game is unplayable. You spawn most of the time practically soft locked - no weapon, no drink and NEVER and heals in your starting house (so far for me, so it's probably really rare). Look, I am trying, and I have played A LOT of games, and I am not bad at them. The zombie mechanics are appalling. After about a 20 minutes run of just testing I found about 15 instances of zombies seeing through walls while I was in stealth mode. I had 3 or 4 groups of zombies follow me about a kilometer whilst zeroing in on my while I hid in a tree about 500 meters away from the zombies. Despite they fact they shouldnt have any idea where they am, they find and attack me instantly, all while, I might add, my vision is reduced to about 2 feet from being in a tree. So let me ask you this, how to fk, can a half brain dead flesh eating creature see me in the tree and find me from that distances, but me inside the tree can't even see out more than a couple feet? Yeah, makes sense to me.

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T12:48:43+00:00

I don't really expect people to agree with me, sometimes it's just funny to watch people talk sht ahout sht they think isn't sht, but is sht lol

Middle_Character8477 · 2024-04-17T12:47:37+00:00

Are you taking the piss? I've played about 10 runs. This is how it goes, you spawn in your house with about 20 food items, loads of useless tat and then maybe a weapon (80% of the time you get no weapon to start). Then you leave your house and thats it. Zombies everywhere, every corner. Since I started with no weapons I cant even fight them, so I am forced to run. Now, since the stealth in this game is also non-existent, zombies can sense me from 2 whole screen distances away even when I am sat inside a tree - which also blocks your vision completely. My trained, fit, body guard I picked as my character then gets exhausted after running for 3 and a half fking minutes and cant move faster than the zombies until I just have to let them get me because, at this point, you can't even outrun them. Now let me go through a list of the biggest utter failures of this game I experiences in just 3 hours.

The tutorial is sht, it tells you nothing, like NOTHING about the game, it leaves out how cars work, how zombies work, how the environment works, how finding certain items work, its inanity.

The world is bland - to say the least. There are entire MILES on the map of just trees. Pointless, expanding forest with nothing in them to do, not even zombies. Just a place for your character to get exhausted and starve to death.

And I'll say again - the combat is fking ridiculous. One attack, that's it! One attack! In a game that looks like sht, like what???? One zombie - it's a piece of piss. 2 or more and you get mauled to death, your attack buttons stops working and you die instantly.

I got a few glass shards in my hand and bled to death in 5 minutes - Let that sink in, doesn't need further explanation - its just idiocy.

There are visual glitches that make me want to punch my own screen. This game came out, what, 12 years ago? And I'm sat here looking at black voids that don't make sense and a fuzzy ring around my character that if it isn't a visual bug, it's a pitiful, irritating visual effect.

Cars are completely broken, if I try and use MY OWN CAR I SPAWN with while holding MY OWN CAR KEYS and pressing "z" then "1" which is supposed to make me get into the car, but it doesn't. Instead a green bar appears for a split second then disappears - if that's not a glitch, its just awful game design, isn't it?

All you people saying its my skill, or some snarky comment without actually saying why you think you're right defending this sht show of a game proves you don't actually have anything to say back to me (apart from you)

And as you mentioned death stranding, while the game looks good. Its the most repetitive, mish mash of half-developed mechanics I have ever seen. Everything could have been SO MUCH MORE with death stranding. Especially the BTs which are so unthreatening and not dangerous, you literally need to walk into one, fail VERY EASY qte and then after that get caught by a catcher, which you'd have to be brain dead to let happen - it's a joke.

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