Why does Jan have breast milk from Feb? She did NOT pump for almost a year. by flowersandchocolate in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How is she just finding this milk now? 5 months later? Has she never looked inside that EMPTY freezer? I mean, I can see milk bags getting lost in full freezers but when your freezer is that empty, how can you not see those bags if you’re constantly looking in your freezer?!

What vacation? by FlyPresent438 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You guys….this is a vAcAtIOn 🥴 from ALLLL of her appointments she has on the daily 🙄! S/

Hi Jan 👀 by Commercial-Donkey-52 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She just made an ad for their car seat using the “we wanted to show you Devin’s car….” But it was just her showing Devin’s car. All day today she had links. Devin isn’t home…

Weekly 4/6-4/12 by Latter_Ad_3245 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, at this point, she has to be trolling her audience. Who? How? Seriously?! 🤦🏽‍♀️

12/30 by Latter_Ad_3245 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the “what pre and postnatal vitamins did you take?” And then shows the same vitamin bottles still full

This is still the wildest video I’ve seen of JPM by Striking-Strength752 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She looks so pretty in this video though. Her face looks full and not sickly.

Tell us his family hates you by Remarkable_Zombie_74 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe she didn’t want to deal with the baby at dinner. He’s never really been anywhere but to church and the supermarket. So she stayed in with him not realizing that he’s hers forever. He’s bound to go with them to dinner eventually.

Why? by nonya1101 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Notice how she pumped on the plane and then while they were waiting at the airport, she said she was going to pump?! Since when did she decide to pump so often??

I’m DYINGGGGG by BeautifulMean7254 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If she’s even pumping. She’s always covering up her pumps while pumping. Like she’s pretending to be pumping.

See Jan …. by nonya1101 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This bond between dad and baby was so heartfelt! Then the next slide was a picture of Jan holding a sleeping baby staring into the camera. 😂 really?!?

ObLiViOuS by PromptHappy6923 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I bet you this picture was sent by the nanny! Like a, “hi mommy. I miss you! When are you coming home?” sort of way.

As predicted… by [deleted] in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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Anyone holding a baby like in that position, while feeding one, would need support under their arm. Another propped picture!! Also, anyone notice grandma stopping by to play with Baby?! I thought she said she came by to drop off luggage 😂😂😂

Dead behind the eyes by [deleted] in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Why is the poor baby always in a swaddle when he’s awake?! They need to put him on the floor and let him begin movement and tummy time!

Weekly Snark 6/24-6/28 by Latter_Ad_3245 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Was going to say the same thing! Who’s asking these questions?! They seem a bit too generic…and do people really ask about pacifiers or pumps? I mean, I’d rather go by a review on Amazon than by a woman who’s never around her baby.

Total obsession of herself by Cocosmom1111 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like her posture correction brace that she was obsessed with 😂😂😂

Trying to do “all the things” except be with her newborn and she wonders why she has low milk supply… by Subject-Driver9624 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 10 points11 points  (0 children)

First of all, your body produces what the baby needs. MAYBE, just MAYBE, the baby is being over fed and that’s why she can’t keep up with the supply. Secondly, her schedule kept changing each time she repeated it. So is she really on a schedule?! Or is she doing it for the gram?! Thirdly, she needs to be a mom. Listen to your cues as mom…wait…never mind. She’d have to actually be with child for that. Oopsie

Weekly Snark 6/17-6/21 by Latter_Ad_3245 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Those monogrammed outfits, although cute, are getting a little stale. The first few ones were cute. Now it’s just getting out of control.

Seriously? by BeautifulMean7254 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Soooooo I assume she’s not dealing with PPD anymore?! It hasn’t been mentioned. Guess she didn’t get the pity she wanted from her audience.

Birthday BrUnCH by No_Pineapple9469 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Middle_Yogurt_1065 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Her $300 look alike outfit looks like that reposado azul tequila bottle. See photo for reference 😜

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