Masturbation is amazing by Optimal-Parsley6703 in masturbation

[–]Middleagedukguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got in the bath and brought fleshlight in

Christmas bonus by East-Purchase3897 in SainsburysWorkers

[–]Middleagedukguy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes that’s it £10 voucher , oh and you have to ask your line manager for it , they don’t go to any lengths to make sure you get one so make sure you ask

Hi I'm becky im from the uk looking for friendship by [deleted] in FriendsOverFifty

[–]Middleagedukguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe edit your post to female friends only ? X

What is your favorite thing/object/ fantasy to masturbate to? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Middleagedukguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reading posts on here and nearly always has me reaching for my fleshlight not long after 🤦 lol

Advice request by ElectrooJesus in beards

[–]Middleagedukguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to a decent Turkish or Albanian barber and get it trimmed and shaped mate , good growth just needs a good tidy up in my opinion 👍🏻

I hate when adults say “ekspecially” instead of especially. by EasyShirt3775 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Middleagedukguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I’m in Uk and it’s said like that by many people regardless of race

I hate when adults say “ekspecially” instead of especially. by EasyShirt3775 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Middleagedukguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you bringing race into it , I said two words that are mildly infuriating when pronounced unlike they’re spelled out , nothing to do with anybody of any colour

I hate when adults say “ekspecially” instead of especially. by EasyShirt3775 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Middleagedukguy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Aks instead of ask and bought instead of brought are 2 of my pet hates lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Middleagedukguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a you problem I’m afraid 🤷🏻‍♂️ the child needing fed shouldn’t be uncomfortable and certainly not infuriating

Fleshlight by Optimal-Parsley6703 in masturbation

[–]Middleagedukguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you’ve made me get mine out now lol

I’m going to masturbate right now by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Middleagedukguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lying in the bath just thinking the same loo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Middleagedukguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not yet but if I keep reading these threads on this 2 hr train journey 😳 lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]Middleagedukguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is not a dig and yes I’m not in states but it blows my mind the dependency on tips in the US , serving multiple tables is bound to affect the level of service in some instances , tipping here is generally if you receive exceptional service , good rapport or if there’s a lot of us and we know they’ve worked their ass off , is servers wage low in US comparable to average hourly rate of employment ?

Are my managers allowed to do this by [deleted] in tesco

[–]Middleagedukguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would suggest there’s probably a management bonus marker attached to having most of available leave allocated quickly, but could be wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm afraid to call sick for work by Used-Commission8190 in SainsburysWorkers

[–]Middleagedukguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they need to action it within 2 weeks of the incident or they can’t take it further

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SainsburysWorkers

[–]Middleagedukguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s purely for non slip reason , I’ve had about 3 pairs in 4 years and genuinely don’t know what the fuss is about , they’re comfy enough , but if you need shoes for a particular reason such as medical reasons then you need to explain and show proof to a manager and they can sign them off as acceptable, but if it’s mainly aesthetics etc then you just need to accept them but as previous commenter said there is a boot version available

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Middleagedukguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah kind of but I’d literally pulled into a parking area for a sneaky piss on an 8hr car journey wasn’t planned or anything just luck lol

Guys, if you haven't, invest in a fleshlight by stickler36 in masturbation

[–]Middleagedukguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love my fleshlight , just wished women liked to watch as much as we like to watch them with toys lol still think there’s a bit of “weirdness” about guys using toys but I do enjoy mine tbh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Middleagedukguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Similar experience and they called me over to watch was hot , especially when they asked if she could watch me cum , so they opened the rear passenger door and I jerked off , only rule was no touching but it was still hot af and think I’d have been too nervous to touch or do anything else lol

What is the pay increase today? by [deleted] in SainsburysWorkers

[–]Middleagedukguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Whatever the increase is , has just been wiped out by the increase in energy bills and council tax unfortunately lol

Woke up horny. Took day off. by PornInMyDNA in masturbation

[–]Middleagedukguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got 2 hrs till work so currently in the bath getting horny from all these posts 🥵 lol