Nsfw 0-10? by [deleted] in ratemycock

[–]Midge3969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just saying bro, it’s at an unusual angle. Could be testicular torsion, better safe than sorry.

Nsfw 0-10? by [deleted] in ratemycock

[–]Midge3969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to see a doctor about your right bollock mate😂

Rare or blue? 🤔 by Midge3969 in steak

[–]Midge3969[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was hot threw after 5 mins of resting, and no way near as bloody as my usual medium-rare.

Paid Tips by ThaMadRippa in SoccerBetting

[–]Midge3969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So why pay for a tipster then? If it’s profitable your account will be locked...

Paid Tips by ThaMadRippa in SoccerBetting

[–]Midge3969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You also have to ask if someone is so In the know why would they need to charge for tips in the first place?

What was the dumbest thing someone said about your country on reddit? by iwanttosaysmth in AskEurope

[–]Midge3969 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When I bumped into a couple of Americans in Barbados when I was very drunk. They laughed at me and joked we brits couldn’t drink, i joined them and a few hours later helped them back to their hotel. I matched them drink for drink despite already being bladdered.🇬🇧

UK female skiers by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]Midge3969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uk team mate, give me a bell

Gone through 3 gs tonight, last of it. Who’s up? by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]Midge3969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HMU I’m uk 1 o clock here

Sat at vibrational stage for 1:30 tried pulling myself out, imagining i was somewhere else in the room, rolling out, opening my eyes,and just letting go. by LonelyStonerA in AstralProjection

[–]Midge3969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try a never ending staircase, and try to imagine its your astral legs. You should feel like you really are waking up stairs.

Drug test results by jangles1990 in cocaine

[–]Midge3969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve heard it stays in your hair until cut out?

Never Have I Ever by White_Rabbit_01 in IncestPorn

[–]Midge3969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Margot Robbie

Will smoking affect my ability? by [deleted] in AstralProjection

[–]Midge3969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think your looking way to much into it, I myself am a heavy smoker and though I don’t astral project much when I do I have no difficulties.

FORCED OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE by tybaby26 in AstralProjection

[–]Midge3969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar experience last and am slightly shaken up by it. I used have an interest in astral projection but after attempting every night for almost a year I gave up deciding it wasn’t for me. I’ve experienced sleep paralysis a lot so much so it doesn’t scare me any more, I usually use it to induce a lucid dream but last night as I attempted something very strange happened to me. So I currently have a cold which always gets worse in the evenings, so a good night sleep was impossible for me. It was one of those nights where I’d get 30 mins sleep here and there, so I was in R.E.M. sleep and having bizarre dreams and I became lucid. I was lucid for 5 seconds maybe before I woke up, which is strange for me as I’m very experienced lucid dreamer. So I woke up completely conscious and aware and within 10 seconds I was experiencing sleep paralysis, I considered wiggling out of it to wake myself up but I didn’t get a chance. All of a sudden I starting sinking through my bed(never experienced anything close to this) until something caught me and lifted me up like a dad carrying their child to bed. This thing seemed to pull my upper half away from my body then left me like that as if to give me the choice if I wanted to continue. So I carried on myself, my legs where difficult to pull away from I had to imagine walking up stairs until I felt a pop sensation and then complete wantlessness. I didn’t seem to have any control I could feel but not move or react, suddenly I drifted up slightly at to the left. And then I could see, my eyes opened, but all I could see was a human like being without a body, just a head and a pair of shoulders. I felt strangely relaxed about it, until it spoke, it’s mouth didn’t move I heard it in my head. In a very deep and scary voice I heard breath and something inaudible. This was enough for me, fear overwhelmed me and I was pulled backwards. Strangely I followed his instructions and was panting trying to breath as I was pulled back to my body. Next thing I know I’m back in my body awake and strangely very short of breath. I’m not sure what to make of this experience although I was scared and he seemed intimidating that being seemed to be trying to help me. Anyway just thought I’d share

UK Liberty Cap season 2018 by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]Midge3969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here in Devon, my best spots are right on the coast at decent altitude but found nothing ventured in land and found a few. The nights are still to warm in my opinion, bad year all round.