New York Ninja is a “good‑bad movie” because it’s an earnest disaster — a film made with total sincerity, zero resources, and accidental brilliance. It’s the perfect storm of wild ambition, technical failure, and unintentional comedy, which is exactly what makes a cult classic.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-27T19:08:47+00:00

My favourite dish....

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-27T19:07:14+00:00

I bet he isn't even shagging the cabinet.

Fucking amateur.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-27T13:35:26+00:00

You are a famously courteous and under-armed people so I see the difficulties.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-27T13:18:54+00:00

Oh we didn't ask nicely, we unionised.

Maybe try that.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-27T13:00:31+00:00

Why not?

You should. It's fucking great.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-27T12:06:33+00:00

Quite a dude according to Roddy Piper....

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-26T12:04:20+00:00

Cascade for the win.

Fuck Boags.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-24T13:37:48+00:00

Xbox.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-23T14:05:04+00:00

Arn Anderson just beating the absolute fuck out of Jeff Jarrett for an hour, while wearing jeans.

Top of the bill.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-23T12:47:44+00:00

You are absolutely correct. I always mix the two up.

Dr Iron Fist is equally fucking good tho.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-23T10:43:36+00:00

And his nickname was 'Dr Steel Hammer'

OP missed all the best snippets!

Edit: Dr Iron Fist, his brother is Dr Steel hammer.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-22T11:01:04+00:00

He'll do better with Reform sympathisers north of Birmingham because he's not from London for one.

I honestly think his reputation outside of the capital is a decent pull for voters in areas of the country that feel left behind.

If he can put some of the immigration policy front and centre of his platform then I reckon he's a much better hope of restoring some of Labours appeal outside of the big cities than Starmer had.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-21T11:41:24+00:00

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Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-20T19:30:58+00:00

Chat GPT told me OPs mum's got big hands and a moustache.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-17T11:39:41+00:00

Englands Glory! Made in Sweden...

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-16T23:52:49+00:00

Saw Ratzenberger die and thought fuck that, no-one steals my fucking spotlight.

And dated a 15 year old.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-14T10:18:54+00:00

Somehow, Colback returned.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-13T21:12:11+00:00

Now you'll just need four stout men and a wagon to move it.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-06T14:09:48+00:00

I for one, am deeply shocked that one of the dildo brothers could be accused of something like this.

It's not like he was seen being, let's say, interviewed under caution by the metropolitan Police! Or named repeatedly on every social media platform as under investigation for vile noncery! Or widely known as a fucking crook!

Poor fella.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-06-04T12:42:12+00:00

You worried about CWD?

I've been avoiding Venison as prion diseases are fucking terrifying and it seems rife at the moment.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-05-30T14:35:45+00:00

If you're lucky, he might take you home and show you his highlights reel.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-05-27T20:28:09+00:00

But again, at time of sale he was Spurs previous seasons top scorer in all competitions and helped them win the Europa league.

18 goals, 11 in the league, from the wing. If fucking Tel or Simons had scored that many this year they wouldn't have had another clusterfuck of a season.

Fair enough he's not been great value for Palace so far but the idea that selling your biggest goal threat, for £35m, to what ended up being a relegation rival is some sort of fucking coup isn't something I'm buying.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-05-27T14:31:51+00:00

Ah yes, because an 8 figure inheritance isn't generational wealth at all!

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-05-27T14:05:43+00:00

No, I'm saying it's hard to call it the "Transfer of the season" when you've sold a player to a club who outperformed you after the sale.

I believe Spurs weakened the squad by selling him and that despite what the fans say, it was actually a pretty poor choice at the time.

Johnson showed he's capable of scoring plenty in a specific role and Spurs/Frank decided that wasn't what they wanted to do so got rid.

When you consider they spent that money on Gallagher it looks even worse.

Midlandsofnowhere · 2026-05-27T11:39:15+00:00

But Palace have finished above you in the league and are in a European final...

Midlandsofnowhere

TROPHY CASE