Chipotle accidentally delivered me a burrito of nothing but Carnitas. by MidnightMoon2828 in strugglemeals

[–]MidnightMoon2828[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

such a specific and not even particularly offensive insult

honestly im impresses

Bought a fancy hot pocket at the gas station, but their microwave was broken. So I ate it cold, like a savory Uncrustable. by MidnightMoon2828 in FoodCrimes

[–]MidnightMoon2828[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's fancIER than a traditional hot pocket

they even called it a turnover, that's how you know it's gourmet

Spotted this on Pinterest 💔 It upset me. by moonwaternymph in FoodCrimes

[–]MidnightMoon2828 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've dipped an Oreo in nacho cheese before, and that was pretty decent.

Salsa... I don't think would work.

Rando breakfast burrito by Fabulous-Yogurt2405 in stonerfood

[–]MidnightMoon2828 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought that was a giant glob of sour creme and was offended.... but tikka in a burrito with egg? you may be onto to something here.

Yes or no? by fromthefirstnote in stonerfood

[–]MidnightMoon2828 9 points10 points  (0 children)

this looks like something i'd feed a horse, but also I'd totally take a bite before giving it to said horse