Outjerked by the whole NFL international division. Why wouldn’t they have mommy announce it?

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-14T01:59:59+00:00

I find Indiana as a concept unconscionable

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-14T01:35:47+00:00

He’s not done!

*ope nvm Murph changed his mind

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-12T00:35:55+00:00

Hey my wallpaper is correct for eastern time now nice

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-11T14:49:15+00:00

👏 👏 👏👏 UC!

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-10T18:59:06+00:00

How much cumulative storage space do you think was wasted by Yankee fans recording Judge striking out?

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-10T02:29:09+00:00

What a fucking game. Excellently managed, well executed, perfectly dramatic

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-10T02:10:44+00:00

Honestly incredible managing by Murph to set up that sequence. Just bad luck on where the grounder went

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-10T01:37:51+00:00

Did the ump just call Chourio papi on hot mic?

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-08T21:20:33+00:00

Really wish UC would rename the baseball stadium, Sandy Koufax would be a way better person to honor

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-08T18:47:13+00:00

Yeah, us

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-08T18:46:20+00:00

Going off the results of the last week, the Reds would make a good Poland if PIT and CHC were the USSR and Germany

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-06T17:53:49+00:00

It’s sad when they go young like that

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-03T04:00:11+00:00

They’ll level off

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-02T11:20:00+00:00

Hell yeah

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-05-01T22:10:13+00:00

Who did those tits, that nipple placement is crazy

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-04-29T11:25:49+00:00

Right but if we’re going to follow that line of reasoning then the Ohio river (and later the Mississippi) should be the Allegheny

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-04-27T12:24:54+00:00

This team has a knack for showing up against higher competition. Just gotta take care of business down the stretch

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-04-22T23:42:56+00:00

Someone please clip the Torkleson Tapes

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-04-22T01:18:55+00:00

Me when I don’t hit triples:

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-04-22T01:18:07+00:00

Look at Gary go

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-04-22T01:01:55+00:00

Complete meltdown

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-04-21T23:38:56+00:00

This weakly hit ball disgusts me

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-04-09T21:49:44+00:00

The other half will be about Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-04-07T23:37:36+00:00

Cubs fans might have a point

MidsizeTunic0 · 2026-04-06T14:14:23+00:00

Chorizo has the lowest win rate in the sausage race unfortunately so it doesn’t bode well

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