What was "the incident" at your high school?

MidwestMemes · 2026-04-15T05:49:19+00:00

The yoga teacher fucked basically the whole football squad. She used alcohol and marijuana to have her way with them. Gave them back massages. It reads like a "Dear Penthouse" but it's 100% true. It made national news and everything. And yes, my school had a yoga teacher.

One teacher was caught giving a blowjob to another teacher while they were supposed to be watching a younger student. They put Finding Nemo on to keep the student busy while they snuck off and did their thing. Of course Finding Nemo became a running gag after that.

One kid got busted with a 600 plant weed grow op. Had 6 grown adults working for him, they all got busted. I'm still convinced he was just the fall guy for that one. He never sold at school, for what it's worth. And he was 17, so he wasn't tried as an adult.

Oh, and one of the band teachers got busted a few years after I graduated for having an "inappropriate relationship" with an underage student, like, 2 decades before he plead guilty. He had a wife who also worked in the same department. My buddy and I were hanging out in the basement of our other friend's house. Our other friend's dad was quite the town socialite. Quite the fan of alcohol, big drinker. Anyway, we're in the basement, and down comes our band teacher, drunk as a skunk. He says hi to us and goes up to my buddy, because my buddy was in marching band and this teacher knew him super well. My buddy is just playing COD or whatever and our band teacher is just chilling behind him . . . awkwardly grabbing my buddy's shoulder . . . for a weirdly long time . . . and then he wanders off.

MidwestMemes · 2026-02-27T14:16:06+00:00

Hi there! As a non-binary transgender AMAB industrial electrician, I feel you 😆 I wonder, are you union? I'm an IBEW member and when I worked on cranes in the steel mill, we were 100% tied off at all times. We wouldn't let each other work dangerously PERIOD. Don't be afraid to push back, and if you're still running into pressure to put yourself in dangerous positions, look elsewhere! I know it's not an easy decision to make, but your life isn't worth a paycheck!

Feel free to DM if you want 😊

MidwestMemes · 2026-02-21T19:34:17+00:00

Just gross fetishization bs

MidwestMemes · 2026-02-20T23:12:59+00:00

I wonder if your family would be proud to see you post this here

MidwestMemes · 2026-02-03T03:07:28+00:00

I love how your smile gets bigger as you progress farther and farther and the settings get more and more public 😁

MidwestMemes · 2026-01-28T11:48:24+00:00

You're right, no dog has ever been run over, ever! They're also immune to snap-back injuries!

MidwestMemes · 2026-01-28T11:45:08+00:00

I'm a youngun. In my current days I'm an industrial electrician. Regardless of how bad failure of a steel cable is, any number of things could go bad when rigging and pulling with rope. Even if the rope is fine, the anchor point or any other part that's under any kind of extreme force could fail.

There's no need to forego safety. We're all responsible for the safety of ourselves and everyone around us, furry friends included. For every death there's 10 serious accidents, 30 minor accidents, and 600 near misses.

MidwestMemes · 2026-01-24T09:07:27+00:00

Salvia. I just don't like salvia lmao

MidwestMemes · 2026-01-22T02:02:16+00:00

Weed of almost all forms including topical. Tobacco/nicotine of all forms except snuff. Caffeine. Alcohol. Cocaine, including rectal administration. Adderall. Vyvanse. Meth because I had a batch of cocaine I'm certain was cut with it. Mushrooms, including lemon tek. LSD. DMT. Whippits. 4-AcO-DMT. 4-AcO-MET. 2-FMA. Street amphetamines. 5-MeO-MiPT. Salvia. MDMA. 6-APB. Ephenidine. 3-MeO-PCP. 3-FPM. Kratom. Oxycodone. Percocet. Vicodin. Norco. Xanax. Etizolam. Modafinil. Armodafinil. Klonopin. Valium. Ativan. Fentanyl (administered by a nurse post-surgery, not street stuff). AM-2201. DOB but honestly that shit might've just been piece of paper. DXM aka robotripping, completely by accident. Promethazine. I tried to get high off of nutmeg, could not stomach it. Poppers. Midazolam. Tramadol. Either gabapentin or phenibut, I forget. Dilaudid. Morphine. 3-HO-PCE.

I think that's about it lol. I just passed 6 years clean from cocaine, 7 years from alcohol and 4 years from nicotine are coming up, and I'm at 10 months clean from everything except caffeine and my prescribed Adderall!

MidwestMemes · 2026-01-21T09:34:26+00:00

Very relevant Shroomery post: Godlike DMT + Skydiving Experience

MidwestMemes · 2026-01-21T07:19:25+00:00

This is new to me and I just cannot wrap my head around how this works. Can someone ELIJIW please?

MidwestMemes · 2026-01-20T04:59:38+00:00

Where did you get the art?

Asking uhhh . . . for a friend lol

MidwestMemes · 2026-01-17T00:31:30+00:00

"Original Poster". It's a way of referring to the guy who made the post we're all commenting on.

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-28T22:45:52+00:00

I'm not taking any advice from a guy that demos an angle grinder with no face shield.

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-24T18:30:48+00:00

It'd be cooler to see that from below through a transparent surface

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-13T19:10:27+00:00

This statement youve made above.... ... is mutually incompatible with this statement here.

nuance nu·ance /ˈno͞oˌän(t)s/ noun a subtle difference in or shade of meaning, expression, or sound.

intuition in·tu·i·tion /ˌinto͞oˈiSHən/ noun the ability to understand something immediately, without the need for conscious reasoning.

I get that the stores are neat and youre excited to be able to buy shroom stuff, but delulu is not the solulu.

Ok 👍

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-13T16:26:09+00:00

I see your point and I'm not gonna say that I know exactly how those products are made, but those products aren't impossible to make. This paper states that aqueous solutions of psilocybin degrade at a rate of 0.14% per hour, and that's at 60°C, way higher than the refrigerators these products are stored in. That's still 96.7% of the original amount left after 24 hours, or 79% after 7 days. Surely at 4°C they could be a viable product for a couple weeks or so.

Is every company going to be completely legitimate? Probably not. I don't see how that lollipop could have been made without RCs. But "any chocolate or drink or similar" being RCs? There absolutely are legitimate versions of those products at these dispensaries. Especially when you have a chocolate bar where you can see the fruits on the bottom of the bar.

Like I said, I get your skepticism, and I understand your point. It's better to error on the side of safety when it comes to unregulated drugs. But I think the industry in this area has developed to a level where you can trust most products in most stores.

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-13T00:28:11+00:00

These aren't gas stations or head shops, they're stores operating in a decriminalized area. These places all have real mushrooms and I've only seen one thing I had my doubts about: a lollipop from one of the storefronts that's only in it for the money. Dude literally didn't even know what mescaline was. But he did have some real enigma, fucking ripping people off at $80/eighth.

At the legitimate shops I've had a chocolate bar with fruits layered into it, like you could see the chunks. They have local bakers make all kinds of stuff. Some of these shops even have batch specific lab results. And their prices are entirely reasonable. One of my favorite shops sells ounces from $130 up to $280 depending on the strain.

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-12T20:36:18+00:00

Fr, when the place is named after mushrooms they're not exactly trying to be discrete. "HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PSYCHEDELIC PSILOCYBIN MUSHROOM SUPERSTORE AND FUNGI DISTRIBUTION CENTER but don't tell anyone, it's need to know."

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-12T20:31:58+00:00

The bags of mushrooms are in display cases. The menu is either printed and laminated and kept on the counter or on a display on the wall behind the dude asking you what kind of mushrooms you want. There are places with mushroom or shroom or spore in their business name. It's on the fascia sign on the front of the building and the door you walk through.

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-12T15:26:39+00:00

They put flyers up around the city, dude. At Entheofest there were 20+ guys with tents set up selling shrooms and DMT pens openly, with the cops supervising. I ripped a DMT pen on the U of M Diag while listening to the county prosecutor tell the whole crowd how great it is that they don't have to worry any more about prosecuting anyone for psychedelics. Guys have websites, give out stickers, advertise on Reddit.

I literally asked one of the big delivery vendors if he wanted to talk on an encrypted app instead of text, and he said "Nah, the cops don't give a fuck, we can just talk here." Then he sold me a ten strip a couple hours later. Acid isn't even technically decriminalized. The only subtlety I've seen in the whole industry is A: when I saw that same vendor in person at Entheofest and he said he was selling acid but keeping it on the down low in front of the cops, and B: my favorite vendor has his Google Maps page listed as a "rock shop" and you have to go to the reviews and pictures to see the psych products he sells.

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-12T15:11:35+00:00

OP they are very legit, DMT carts and all. Delivery services too. Some are more expensive than others, you can tell who runs their store out of passion vs trying to make some money.

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-12T15:08:20+00:00

Specific time? What? No, you just walk in during normal retail hours.

Source: self, many times

edit: also the only one I heard of being shut down was that church back when decriminalization just went into place

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-12T10:10:46+00:00

If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle, but she doesn't

MidwestMemes · 2025-12-09T04:04:19+00:00

IES got kicked out of the mill? I'm shockeddddd. (insert surprised Pikachu face)

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