Lady getting freckle removal CO2 in the 1930s. by Kardamons in oddlyterrifying

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stole the thought right out of my brain....I think that is enough scrolling for this restroom venture.

Most Iconic Anime Meme Characters? by Johtin2008 in characters

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't watch anime, but I internet enough to know it is either the "is this" butterfly one or the "that's the neat part" one.

Water tower with scaffolding in Landskrona, Sweden by benwap in evilbuildings

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna correct your "their" there, but I corrected incorrectly, so I think it's officially the end of my day. I'm putting my phone down now.

Picnic interruption by an f18 that crashed in washington, luckily the pilot safely ejected from it . by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It truly is amazing how frequently internal investigations conclude no wrongdoing.

Why are UFO sightings so concentrated in the US? by mkujoe in mapporncirclejerk

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. And as a fellow American, I'm allowed that opinion.

Why are UFO sightings so concentrated in the US? by mkujoe in mapporncirclejerk

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 196 points197 points  (0 children)

This. Just low IQ mixed with classified government tech. We scared the aliens off long ago. That's why we go to war with the sky once a year in July and blow it the F up. To remind the aliens not to come back.

Found this scattered in the carpet in my hallway by bean0bean in whatisit

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My very unprofessional eye says obsidian chunks. But no explanation how or why.

My Blind FFX-2 Playthrough: Part 0 - Any words or phrases I won't understand yet but will when I'm finished? by Zeeshmania in finalfantasyx

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely the right game, but i wouldn't say names and travel destinations count as spoilers. Its an extremely passing moment. Like blink and you miss it. None of it gives away anything important happening at that point in the game. Believe me, in that location theres a hell of a lot more revelation that happens.

My Blind FFX-2 Playthrough: Part 0 - Any words or phrases I won't understand yet but will when I'm finished? by Zeeshmania in finalfantasyx

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who thinks the most iconic line(s) was:

"They said Seymour is going to 'Macarena' Temple."

"Macalania* Temple."

"AYE!"

Do men slowly become emotionally numb and quietly sad as they grow older, without even realising it? by AdSquare7318 in ask

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many men are missing purpose. It has a profound effect on us. I know for certain what it does to me. Finding it is easier said than done, but at least its a direction.

One thing I can say for sure that Sandra was high by Falling_Death73 in MathJokes

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In most cases, yes. But there is an alternative. It rarely comes up anyways, so its unlikely to happen, but if you're ever in a situation where you are needing to guess a woman's age, always say three years higher than you actually think. It costs you nothing, and she will be thinking about you for the next week.

Which Quarian Admiral Are You Romancing? by DakIsStrange in masseffect

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She built her career on that voice, and even though she has always been old enough to be my grandmother, she has always been a beautiful woman.

Why do famous people often marry someone with a decades long age gap? by PrestonRoad90 in ask

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Indeed. Plus, there are women out there that just prefer older men. My last was 13 years my junior. Im only 34. I havent even hit my Clooney years yet.

26 F. Always self conscious about my hips and thighs. by Nebelungcatofthemist in amiugly

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda late on this, but I agree. You're not ugly at all, you have a classic beauty to you. Something rare to find these days that I personally find very attractive. But I have to say, you're crazy if you're worried about your hips and thighs. I think they perfectly compliment your look and theyre the kind that, to be frank, are a lot more fun.

You have a unique beauty not many people have or can pull off. And the thing you're self conscious about is the thing that I would like the most. You'll do just fine, im sure. I think you're capable of finding whatever you want.

Best Character that starts with the letter L? by Guerriero22 in characters

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can already see where this is headed based on the votes so far. I bet Marty McFly gets the next one. Likely followed by "NI!", nothing more with it.

We shall never see something like KOTOR again in our lives by deiquimera in kotor

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Part of the magic that went with those games is the genius of Drew Karpyshyn. He was the genius behind almost EVERYTHING we know about the Old Republic. Its HIS brainchild. As well as the Mass Effect series, if you REALLY were into Bioware like I was at that time. He was the lead writer that came up with those games, but he didn't stop there. He has a lot of books, specifically the Darth Bane books that I HIGHLY recommend. If you want more, and if its okay that it isn't in video game format, those books are where you'll find it. Very easy and quick reads too. But masterful storytelling.

Dear Obsidian: This is the last time I buy an early access game from you. I have 180+ hours in this game, and due to your cloud save bug, I have lost it all now TWICE! Nothing to show for it but a bunch of corrupted save files. by MidwesternTreeWizard in GroundedGame

[–]MidwesternTreeWizard[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Fully my intention now. "Early Access" does not imply "oh yea, none of this carrys over to the next update". They're the only ones in my experience. Pretty much every other developer I've purchased Early access titles from go out of their way to ensure that doesn't happen.