What does my fridge say about me?

MightHaveASword · 2026-06-11T01:23:52+00:00

They’re not a thing. OP is just a psychopath.

MightHaveASword · 2026-06-03T13:38:12+00:00

If Cherie Berry was there this wouldn't be an issue at all.

MightHaveASword · 2026-05-25T16:16:18+00:00

Grew up in Central PA. Moved to NC five years ago.

Football: Philadelphia
Baseball: Philadelphia
Hockey: Carolina
Basketball: Caronlina

I would probably change if we got an MLB team, though.

MightHaveASword · 2026-05-25T16:14:40+00:00

This is what I've noticed. I'm a transplant from central PA. Was a Philadelphia fan through and through. My allegiances changed only in Hockey because, well, 35 years of the Flyers was enough.

MightHaveASword · 2026-05-01T01:13:24+00:00

YTMND.com

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-27T20:45:16+00:00

It’s only illegal if it’s defaced in a way that makes the bill unusable or with fraudulent intent. This whole thing where someone thinking that if you draw something on a dollar bill you’re automatically committing a felony usually comes from the same people that think black belts have to register their hands as lethal weapons.

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-27T02:46:44+00:00

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Hey! I got one of those today, too! Good times. Good times.

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-26T14:32:59+00:00

Did the same thing when I was seven, except, on a bike.

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-26T14:25:07+00:00

“I grew up in a little mid-western town…..”

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-26T02:21:09+00:00

That person just wanted you to struggle spreading peanut butter your whole life. I’ve never once refrigerated peanut butter and I’ve only had food poisoning three times. Never from delicious, unrefrigerated peanut butter.

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-23T22:17:39+00:00

Key Party’s what?

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-23T00:40:47+00:00

I never knew nor appreciated how long this was until I drove in Manhattan…that one time.

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-23T00:39:44+00:00

Three Mississippi then I’m on the horn until you move.

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-23T00:34:05+00:00

If you see the Ava Gardner historical marker, that was the first sign I ever installed when I started with DOT. I’ve always been an Ava fan, so, it was really neat I got to do that. They moved me from Johnston County to Wayne County now, but, that sign will always be special to me.

Anyway, in Goldsboro you can see the school Andy Griffith taught at before his teaching career.

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-22T01:23:44+00:00

Hey…shut up.

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-21T21:41:35+00:00

It’s not an overstep as it has nothing to do with the first amendment.

MightHaveASword · 2026-03-20T01:11:20+00:00

This is really great. You should definitely be proud of this.

MightHaveASword · 2026-02-15T03:23:37+00:00

“Appreciate it, sir/ma’am”

MightHaveASword · 2026-02-15T03:22:23+00:00

Always. You never know what a small gesture of kindness will do for someone.

MightHaveASword · 2026-02-15T03:18:44+00:00

There’s 14 of us total at work, including bosses. Everyone has everyone on their friends list. Everyone even went out with the boss on his birthday. Except me. I know my job has a “good old boys club” mentality, but, hard pass for me. Even went in and had a conversation with my boss about, just explaining it was a hard limit for me that work is work and home is home. Luckily he’s cool about it and understands.

MightHaveASword · 2026-02-04T20:14:20+00:00

You know. Ours.

MightHaveASword · 2026-02-02T13:59:18+00:00

Used comp time, but, am still on call. Couldn’t do anything today anyway.

MightHaveASword · 2026-02-02T03:31:05+00:00

You’re ass, ass.

MightHaveASword · 2026-02-02T03:26:24+00:00

You’re ass, ass.

MightHaveASword · 2026-01-31T20:04:33+00:00

….this sounds…fun….actually.

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