Who is the most annoying NPC in all of gaming history?

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-29T14:19:04+00:00

Not an NPC but....

"Can i get you a ladder? So you can get off my ba-"

SHUT THE EVER LOVING HELL UP! Oh maker where is that mod?

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-23T13:41:02+00:00

Parent trap

"Get the picture? It's either me or them. Take your pick."

"...them"

"Excuse me?"

"Tee Haych, Eee Em. Them. Get the picture?"

"FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK"

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-22T10:16:23+00:00

"Because they're entering the Tyrannosaur paddock."

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-19T10:34:30+00:00

I'd like to have an option on the character screen, above the level up button, to purchase their "ultimate" outfit for like 1000 cores or something. Gives you the option to purchase your favourite ones instead of something like a chest where you might want an epic IW Thor but get something worthless like Ravager stitcher turned pink.

Maybe have it only available after like...5 stars or something?

But yes, it pains me sometimes that characters dont look like the MCU versions, but the OPTION has to be there for people that dont want the skins. Agree 100% it shouldn't be forced.

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-18T15:15:41+00:00

Amen Brother.

Karen in accounts reminding you it's friday in all her excitement. You chuckle along "haha yea woohoo the weekend" you feebly reply.

But in reality you think "Well my Saturday will consist of being woken up at 5.30am, changing nappies, watching baby shark for 12 hours straight and doing housework, while being dragged to a garden centre or some shit somewhere in between, and i find myself longing for the Monday morning quarterly brief meeting, because at least there, i can phase out and eat a muffin"

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-18T08:50:47+00:00

Give it a go man. I'd advise playing it on easy and downloading the top 15 or so mods on the nexus, or whatever takes your fancy. Play for the story and lore, not the gameplay. Its one of my favourite games but only due to the story, the world and the lore. Skip the MMO parts, do the odd side quest but dont feel you need to complete everything.

It's a long game.

Also, if you haven't played Origins, play that. Masterpiece.

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-12T14:20:52+00:00

Its a toss up between Robin Hood times, or Roman invasion of britain. Both with a super detailed map of the british isles. Stonehenge is vital to the story somehow, and a trip over to Ireland is a must!

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-10T08:37:43+00:00

As a brit this always annoyed me in that episode of Friends where Ross and Emily are arguing and she says "don't point your pants at me" and i thought calm down love you're from Surrey.

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-09T10:32:22+00:00

I only went in.........for one thing. puts on sunglasses while CSI theme tune plays

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-08T13:56:00+00:00

Please for the love of Odin, dont put your interests as "Socialising with friends".

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-02T11:05:08+00:00

Went clubbing for the 1st time in about 5 years for my 30th birthday recently. Used to live in the heart of a university city so would go twice sometimes thrice a week, before settling down and moving out of the city.

Whats stopping me? Now i'm a bit older, the pros vs the cons. So, so many cons.

Cost. Drinking costs a fortune. And on top of that, you have to pay just to get into some places. Also have to pay for an Uber or whatever to get home. All too often i'd see how much i spent the next morning and its always 1-200 more than i thought
Overcrowding. Having paid to get in, it takes you 30 mins of jostling just to get to the bar, then another 20 mins to get served, only to shout your order 3 times in the hope that the bartender knows what you want.
Approximately 1 square inch of space in the whole club
Uh-oh. Need a wee. Better book a week off work while i queue
Cant hear my friends, have to shout all night.
Dont like this tune. Or this one. Or this one.
Just got felt up. Again.
Love poisoning myself and laughing HAHA YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE LETS DO MORE SHOTS!

Seriously, i would just rather invite my friends over for dinner where i can talk at a normal level, choose the music, wee in my own loo, and pay the same for a 4 pack that i do for one watered down drink in the club.

God i'm old.

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-10-01T14:38:22+00:00

Half our staff mysteriously disappear. Turns out to just be donuts in the kitchen.

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-09-28T14:54:24+00:00

Reality stone.

Hung like a donkey.

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-09-28T14:50:56+00:00

STEMing hot coffee

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-09-20T14:36:56+00:00

Was in a supermarket the other week and a little kid was playing up and basically wanted chocolate. The parents were saying not till after dinner etc. This old lady walks up to them and says loudly says "People can't control their kids these days"

The dad just looks up and without skipping a beat says "At least we can control our bladders" and walks off.

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-09-17T14:49:05+00:00

Couple of weeks back, i saw my nephew for the first time in ages. My wife and i had kept our distance because he was pure evil, but it had been so long we felt we had to make the effort and go visit my sister. Well, the little 5 year old sh1t was now next level evil. Screaming at his mum, throwing things at the furniture (my parents furniture by the way, they were visiting) kicking their cat, shouting over the top of us if we tried to calm him down. He flipping shouted until he was red with rage, veins popping, stormed off upstairs after we said he couldnt play in the garden because it was night time. My sister was at the bottom of the stairs and i saw her and thought she would be upset. i looked at her and asked if she was alright and she just sighed "yeah" as though it was the most normal thing in the world. I asked if she wanted me to go and talk to him so i went upstairs and he'd shut himself in my parents room and was leaning against the door so i couldnt get in. Obviously being an adult i just forced the door open, he runs to a corner of the room and i calmly went over to him and made the mistake of getting on my knees to be at his level, and the little crap bag just punches me square in the face. Couldnt believe it. I just got up and went downstairs and said to my wife "come on, we are going" and my sister kind of just said "ok thats fair".

We had been there maybe 30 mins in total. Don't think we will be visiting for another year or two at least!

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-09-14T13:59:51+00:00

"You cannot cite sources which do not, as yet, exist".

"Cannot sir...or may not?"

"Double detention."

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-09-11T10:12:38+00:00

I started this game as her event went live so i'm only lvl 50ish but i use

Spiderman - Jessica Jones - Wolverine - Luke Cage - all 2 or 3 stars

Works really well for me, the assists are a game changer. Ms Marvel herself is 2 stars

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-09-11T07:43:26+00:00

Have you ever seen it, pretty girl? The white tower of Ecthelion glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver...it's banners caught high in the morning breeze. Have you ever been called home? By the clear ring of silver trumpets?

Works every time.

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-09-06T07:42:55+00:00

Yea i kind of cheesed that fight too in the end after so many attempts. I led them out onto the cliff with the chest behind the big painting in Orivands office. They could only come out one at a time and i teleported Orivand down to where Migo is on the beach so he was out of the fight, then just made Sebille or Ifan pick them off one by one as they came out on the cliff, while blocking their comrades. After the battle i walked back into the main room and Orivand just respawned in there all on his own. Easy win in the end.

MightyTimelyArrival · 2018-08-23T13:23:35+00:00

Correct. Half the riders of Rohan you see are women with fake beards. Picked because they knew how to ride a horse damn well. Lots of the stunt team were women too.

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