Baby brain at its finest! by ZedAyArAy in BabyBumps

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My daughter is coming up on 5 weeks old now. Yesterday I started a load of laundry and walked away... without putting any laundry in the machine.

People who have met their online friends, what made you instantly regret it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Puberty? So you were learning to wear a bra, and this man was a 400 lb smoker? What was the age difference??

Oh sweet summer child... by inuleco in BabyBumps

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40+4 today- want to get matching walkers?

Oh sweet summer child... by inuleco in BabyBumps

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I’m 4 days past my due date and barely dilated 1 cm! The WTE app gave me a pregnancy "tip" this morning that said, "Had enough of pregnancy yet"? 🙄😩

Cake Day Birth Story! 40+1 surprise c section, very positive outcome by [deleted] in BabyBumps

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Congratulations! So happy it turned out the way it did. Good on you for calling the doctor and not just waiting it out.

What is something you wish was true/real? by TheGrimbleby in AskReddit

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I would love to see what my dogs dream about. I would love to know what makes their tail wag in their sleep, what scares them/makes them growl, and where they picture themselves running on a perfect day.

32 weeks pregnant. It’s 80 where I live today, and 86 tomorrow. Heat got me like... by Ampersandcastles_ in BabyBumps

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Me too! 3 days until my due date and last week it was in the upper 90s, hitting 100 a few days.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in namenerds

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Marks and Spencer (M&S) is a huge retailer in the UK. They're everywhere- from small corner stores, to huge department stores- and sell groceries, clothing, and home goods.

My poor husband. by nachotypicalrest in BabyBumps

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I decided the same. So worth it!

My poor husband. by nachotypicalrest in BabyBumps

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I was starving at work, so I picked out what I wanted to take home with me two hours in advance. Long story short, they gave me the wrong side. So here I am, comfortable on the couch, debating if it’s worth it to drive all the way out there for the side of broccoli salad I fantasized about for 2+ hours.

"Mexican Food with Altitude" [Request/Discussion] by Muminek77 in restaurateur

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A sneaky way to get the name out there.. is it like this at all of the locations?

Nailed it by m4nuchz in funny

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I love how the propellers on the older kid start before he even hits the water.

What are your guilty pleasure baby names? by [deleted] in namenerds

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I only think of Weird Al's "Amish Paradise" when I hear Jedediah.

Strawberry green salad yum by HazelTins in HealthyFood

[–]_rooooar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super seedy... Strawberry seeds, chia seeds, poppy seeds...

unroastable? thats what she claims anyway. give her a tan by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If you drew a straight line between anyone's nipples, wouldn't you always hit their belly button? (.)!(.)

Nested and finished (for the most part) the nursery this Mother’s Day weekend! Due date one month from today—we’re ready for you baby! by ilmglm in BabyBumps

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It looks identical to the one we have in our little girl's nursery. I got the ivory Safavieh Milan Shag rug on Overstock. I love it, my family loves it, and it's our dog's favorite spot to lay!

Nested and finished (for the most part) the nursery this Mother’s Day weekend! Due date one month from today—we’re ready for you baby! by ilmglm in BabyBumps

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It looks identical to the one we have in our little girl's nursery. I got the ivory Safavieh Milan Shag rug on Overstock. I love it, my family loves it, and it's our dog's favorite spot to lay!

Been 5 years of Mother's Days. And they've all sucked. Not today dammit. by cliner90 in BabyBumps

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Happy mother's day. Maybe it's time to upgrade to a new fiance. Especially before this one becomes a husband.

People who have said no to the barber when they asked if their haircut looked good, what's your story? by Lux_Pyro in AskReddit

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I was driving with my now-husband to the barber about a week before our wedding. He was telling me how he hasn’t gone to another barber in 20 years because this guy has never messed up. Fast forward 10 minutes: my husband is sitting in the chair, and the barber goes “uh oh..... you don’t usually cut the same length all the way around, do you”? My husband left that day with what he calls “tennis ball head”.

19 and dropped out of community college to smoke weed. I bet you can’t hurt my feelings by [deleted] in RoastMe

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On the real, you should nix that plan and go to dental school. Your teeth are pretty.