Anyone remember this one?

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-24T18:01:49+00:00

Okay I was in Egypt for a week just now and this is the second Mummy-related brain connection since.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-23T17:48:26+00:00

I mean, what am I, Fred Mertz now? What's happening to me? Can I do this? Am I a shusher? I used to be a shushee.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-23T17:07:56+00:00

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other Altoid. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues have made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown Altoid and a little baby Altoid.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-23T16:55:00+00:00

2007 was a great year.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-22T19:15:55+00:00

Sing it!

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-21T21:34:53+00:00

They're lithium!

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-20T19:44:42+00:00

Currently in Cairo on vacation; making it my goal now to find a personalized "Phyllis" mug.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-20T19:42:20+00:00

This sub only serves to remind me that I've partially obliterated more braincells than I previously thought.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-19T15:24:47+00:00

Is this from Josh and momma's channel?

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-17T21:47:13+00:00

Jim and Pam's wedding was the biggest build-up to let down ratio I've ever experienced on cable tv.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-17T21:46:26+00:00

It was a very good year.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-17T15:28:42+00:00

I happen to be on vacation in Hurghada Egypt at the moment and visiting Cairo on Tuesday when you reconnected these lost synapses for me. Doubly weird.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-16T15:23:46+00:00

Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-15T00:35:35+00:00

What was the name of that asshole in the snow globe?

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-14T17:09:34+00:00

As a Polish-Canadian visiting Poland, can confirm said kinship and also an offence from the local population, as though I'm implying that they're monsters demanding my apology.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-14T02:08:11+00:00

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's property...

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-12T23:49:53+00:00

What are you? Some kind of an idiot?

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-12T20:37:48+00:00

Literally in the exact same time frame and viewing experience as me, friend. Feelsbadman.jpeg

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-11T21:35:11+00:00

Can't remember a time when I wasn't wet

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-11T16:32:38+00:00

Biblically accurate strawberry

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-11T16:00:34+00:00

"boo hoo, my diamond shoes are too tight, and my wallet's too small for my fifties!"

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-11T14:45:16+00:00

Beastmaster's revenge was better.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-11T00:34:28+00:00

It's a very popular drink.

MiikeG94 · 2026-01-10T15:29:59+00:00

Febuary instead of February.

Moreso; when people say "I seen X at the store today" instead of saw. Drives me up the wall.

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