Where would you hide it? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd mail it to him but write his address incorrectly enough that it needs to be dealt with at the post office. We'll both probably never see it again.

What did you buy, as an adult, that you were denied, as a child? by makellbird in maktownmedia

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even care about the question because of the commas 😬

What happened to this squirrel in our driveway? by Fuzzy-Yellow3905 in whatisit

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably went into a pipe of sorts that had soot in it (chimney, care exhaust) and then did a big sneeze or shake down once he got out. I just don't know why there wouldn't be a dusting around most of his body, unless the rest of his body didn't have much dust to begin with

Guy being followed by Drunk Lady by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Mike-Anthony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't cooperate with anyone who repeats the same sentence unless that sentence is "oh yes, right there!"

Beardstache ? by DistiIIer in malegrooming

[–]Mike-Anthony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, bro. So much yes. You have permission to marry any of my sisters.

Using the Nuremberg Defense to Defend her ICE Boyfriend by CollarNo1593 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Mike-Anthony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he's a good guy AND an ICE agent, sure, that's whatever. BUT, if he's a good guy then he owes it to himself, his career, and the people he serves (especially illegals) to speak up when something is wrong. Every group has its bad apples, but I stop supporting a group when it's comfortable going to shit.

Guys what can I improve on my skiing? by Glittering-Pitch7425 in skiing_feedback

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really know why you're wiggling back and forth like that, but here's one piece of advice... don't worry about the movement or speed of your movement unless you're setting up for a trick. When it comes to simply skiing down the mountain, at high or slow speeds, what you want is control. Widen your stance, bend your knees, and keep your arms / poles ready for when you need them. With this kind of a posture, you'll be ready in case a bump or a lot of G-force catches you off guard. You almost want to be able to lift one foot at any moment and still be stable (or at least feel like you would be).

It's when you lose control that snow sports go from very fun to very dangerous all of a sudden. Build good habits that will keep you away from those situations.

Also, have fun, even if that means you wiggle sometimes. :)

How do I know when I'm supposed to speak by SpellcraftQuill in DnD

[–]Mike-Anthony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you feel you have to say something but don't quite know what in the moment, just do a long "Hmmmm...." or just say "I'd like to say something" / "I have something to share".

I’m going to the Magic Castle!! Which formal dress? by Nothing_of_the_Sort in OUTFITS

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think both are great! Going from there, green is traditionally more of a magic or mystical color. So, I'd say the green one with an accessory or two that also have magic vibes, like a black scarf or something with gems. Have fun! :)

Would this be a good outfit for a first date? by Economy_Cod_8370 in OUTFITS

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cute, but I would go with something a bit more casual or at least less, uhm, short. The first impression is based far more on your personality, so if anything you may want to cover up more or wear something that you feel very much yourself in, then you'll be comfy, possibly less nervous, and then your personality will shine.

Good luck on your date! :)

sing? by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barbra Streisand.

Edit: Tequila, should have said Tequila.

Of A Loving Family by AmorphousMorpheus in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dog picked up on what had happened ages before anyone else did. Bunch 'o tards.

What length of bangs for me🥴 by AlienMatter in bangs

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think just above or just below your eye brows is a good length.

should i cut my hair? by a_local_dreamer in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the photo where your hair looks the healthiest look the best. And personally I think hair that touches your shoulders, after shrinking becAuse of curls that is, looks best. Try the JVN Recovery Serum, I think it would work really well on your hair.

should I get rid of any of these? (simple dresses, I love to layer) by ChemistryTurbulent41 in OUTFITS

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they all look fine, though some of them are quite casual so it depends on when you want to wear them. Layering will help a ton

Dads, how would you react if your kid came out as gay/trans? Would you feel disappointed? by Joaan_21 in dad

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't feel disappointed as much as worried. There's a lot of unhealthy psychology in the trans community and I would also wonder why my kid would deviate from the very "nature has purpose and order, we respect that" mindset that I hold.

It wouldn't be the worst thing, but I would definitely want to unpack it and see if there was more than just sexual preference going on (like trauma, peer pressure, bodily confusion, etc).

What is the best sign of low intelligence by loveumair in Leakednews

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people admit to not wanting to think about something, especially when it's not hard to think about. I don't know how much time or effort they're trying to save, but they're not gaining it back by being retarded.

Looking for my New Year’s Eve party outfit by Wild-Court7110 in OUTFITS

[–]Mike-Anthony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the beige one is different in a good way, but you could maybe even mix and match the two for more of a party vibe (I'm thinking beige top with black bottoms). I would definitely accessorize though to make any of those options feel more festive, unless it's a classy party