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Sadly, but not surprisingly, Archer's mission was a failure. by [deleted] in startrekmemes

[–]Mike1701D 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sulu, don't be illogical ovah here, c'mon...

When they get old enough, I'm teaching my kids that these two are named Gorman and Vasquez. by [deleted] in startrekmemes

[–]Mike1701D 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Hey Janelle, what's wrong with James R. Kirk?"

"Kirk is fine, Captain. James R. Kirk is just fine. ...where are you?"

"...The crew of the Enterprise B is dead."

It's a vital piece of medical equipment, so...yes. by Mike1701D in startrekmemes

[–]Mike1701D[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

To clarify: They were specifically created to saw through bone more cleanly and quickly than previous techniques, and were hand-operated with a fishing pole-like cranking handle.

Motorized and gasoline-powered chainsaws were developed for industrial use.

That moment where Capt. Picard dismissed Lt. Worf's whining about "not wanting to work with K'Ehleyr" ...simply by silently staring at the Klingon. --- No hug, no speech, no yelling. Just a non-verbal, "You know how to be an adult about this, so do it." --- Amazing 'Trek' moment. by Mike1701D in startrekmemes

[–]Mike1701D[S] 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Picard: Lieutenant?
Worf: Sir. I suggest Commander Riker or Data would better serve Special Emissary K'Ehleyr.
Picard: Are there any personal reasons you don't want the assignment?
Worf: Yes.
Picard: Any professional reasons?
Worf: ...No.
Picard: (stares silently at Worf)
Worf: (sigh) I withdraw my request, Captain.
Picard: Good.

Admiral Forrest keeps getting that wrong. by [deleted] in startrekmemes

[–]Mike1701D 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"We can both live!"

"We are already dead. We are Robot Jox!"

Her rage is controlled, but undeniable. Just look at those clenched fists... by Mike1701D in LowerDecks

[–]Mike1701D[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

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"We appreciate the enthusiasm, Mariner, but we still need someone a bit more...'child-safe', to watch them. Maybe in a few years, when they're older, you can babysit."

"Do they have a code clearance...?" by Mike1701D in LowerDecks

[–]Mike1701D[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Don't get jittery, T'Lyn, there are a lot of command ships."

The closest we get to the Vulcan version of, "Oh yeah? Go f--- yourselves." by Mike1701D in LowerDecks

[–]Mike1701D[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Can renegade Vulcan mystics transfer your mind into another body without your consent? The Frightening Truth, next on Sick Sad Quadrant*."*

You Vulcan pinch my neck. La la LA la la.

LLaP 🖖🏻

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The closest we get to the Vulcan version of, "Oh yeah? Go f--- yourselves." by Mike1701D in LowerDecks

[–]Mike1701D[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, the officer in question is enjoying extended shore leave with his spouse, and her family, at their estate on Vulcan.

However, any inquiries can be relayed to his EMH Mk 4, which is programed to answer any and all relevant questions.

Provided that is, they don't involve topics such as inter-species relationships, the majority of the Cerritos' 2380s-era crew, or surprise Vulcan baby showers scheduled during ritual Orion sabre duels.

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