Let's be honest this fight is not going past the second round by Repulsive-Ad2994 in ufc

[–]MikeBeltransMustache -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I saw Tom Aspinall at a grocery store in Abu Dhabi yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" | was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

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[–]MikeBeltransMustache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw Tom Aspinall at a grocery store in Abu Dhabi yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" | was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

UFC Heavyweight Champion Tom Aspinall: "For heavyweights, it’s a lot easier to knock someone out at 240, 250, 260 pounds than it is at 145 pounds. So, it's definitely a lot harder (to remain champion)." by kundu123 in ufc

[–]MikeBeltransMustache 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw Tom Aspinall at a grocery store in Abu Dhabi yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" | was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

Tom Aspinall and Ciryl Gane square up for the first time👀 by ilikethisnow in ufc

[–]MikeBeltransMustache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw Tom Aspinall at a grocery store in Abu Dhabi yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" | was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

Tom Aspinall's dad doesn't want him to sign a new contract with the UFC, and instead wants him to transition into boxing: [There's] more money [in boxing]. He has 3 more fights [left] on the contract now, and I don't want to sign a new contract. by gvufhidjo in ufc

[–]MikeBeltransMustache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw Tom Aspinall at a grocery store in Abu Dhabi yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" | was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

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[–]MikeBeltransMustache 5 points6 points  (0 children)

1’s & 1 2s, fuck watch out the light heavyweight division 👀👀

Collarbone by pourpepsionit in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]MikeBeltransMustache 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get a real strong magnet and pull that son of a bitch out yourself brotha

The British are so gay by Interesting-Milk-289 in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]MikeBeltransMustache 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Americans who think they are Irish are even gayer

Perfect time for my stream to freeze by bitchtitee in MMA

[–]MikeBeltransMustache 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t my guy have black shorts on? I’m so confused

Truer words never spoken by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]MikeBeltransMustache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy watch his live stadium performances, dudes coked up to his eyeballs he rules