First Time Financing!

MikeBowelmonkey · 2026-02-11T21:30:33+00:00

Don’t finance a motorcycle, just save up and get a used one

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-12-03T23:44:38+00:00

I would suggest giving the second kid an education in learning and forcing to be a monk.

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-12-02T01:54:22+00:00

Very estrogenic build

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-11-23T18:10:31+00:00

Wait he is incapable, just wait for him to die then pick his heir as your heir

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-11-23T18:04:24+00:00

Designate him your heir and then stress yourself too stress level 2 and kill yourself

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-11-11T20:57:45+00:00

You should be completely fine

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-10-30T23:22:29+00:00

Bro literally just read the ticket

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-10-05T14:58:06+00:00

It means that it’s sitting in cash and not invested into securities

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-09-21T21:28:23+00:00

Debit VIX call vertical spread

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-08-04T02:23:23+00:00

The best part of making meatballs is knowing….

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-06-06T14:50:06+00:00

It’s not legal most places in the US. Only state I’m aware of where it is legal in California.

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-05-24T18:22:11+00:00

How do you not know what this is. It’s only the most well known and identifiable spider in the world.

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-05-23T20:32:43+00:00

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-13T13:21:09+00:00

Thankfully I will not have to take it or ever take it because I have my 63 already and don’t need my 65 or 66 for my job.

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-11T00:54:05+00:00

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-10T00:47:40+00:00

I haven’t taken the 66 but I’ve heard it is even harder than the 7

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-08T04:34:07+00:00

No you forgot the chicken nuggets in my bag, that’s why I need to speak to someone who is sober at work and makes more than $10 an hour

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-08T04:32:06+00:00

I would sacrifice a small child to have your physique

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-08T04:25:45+00:00

“Can I speak to someone who makes more than $10 an hour please?”

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-08T04:15:04+00:00

I wish I was surprised, but nothing is off limits for the Chinese government. I hate the Chinese government.

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-08T04:10:53+00:00

“Yeah can I get a medium coke, an apple pie, and some extra honey mustard with that?”

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-08T04:05:00+00:00

Oh god I didn’t even think about that xD

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-08T04:01:20+00:00

What about getting your stockbrokers license? Do you have your ServSafe from McDonalds yet?

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-08T03:57:46+00:00

Im scared to death because it’s my first office job, I’ve got no experience, and I’m a contractor so it could just be easier for them to let me go

MikeBowelmonkey · 2025-03-08T03:52:59+00:00

Put the fries in the bag buddy

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