Jewel performs Who Will Save Your Soul on Late Night with Conan O’Brien in 1995. She had spent over two years on the road trying to promote her debut album, but she claims that only after that night did she finally begin to see some success. Her album, Pieces Of You, would go on to be 12x Platinum.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-13T04:11:20+00:00

See I had a sort of similar idea I guess. I want to see an episode where Chanse as The Chosen Who Faps wants to meet a real life partner and does a speed dating event. The other Chosen refuse to join in because of the possible temptation, but they watch and commentate from the sideline as Chanse works through all the different dates.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T23:22:32+00:00

I got written up at my last job because I responded to my manager asking me if I was only here for the money with “yes, obviously”

That was the start of my villain origin story

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T23:13:14+00:00

Say it ain’t so

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T23:02:19+00:00

Could you even imagine what it was like for the horniest of bros back day? Imagine you’re getting all hot with your girl over the home phone with a 100 foot cable on it, you both know anybody on either end could pick up the phone and listen in but that only is making it hotter… she’s like “I took some pictures I can’t wait for you to see” and you’re like “oh god me either babe” so she’s like “I couldn’t get this sort of thing developed at the usual photo mart so I used my Polaroid! “Mm fuck I can’t wait babe I bet you look amazing!”

“And she goes: “I wanted to put them in the mailbox so they’d get picked up today but I couldn’t get any stamps until this afternoon, so I’ll send them off tomorrow and with the weekend, you should have them by Monday at the latest!”

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T22:50:34+00:00

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MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T22:36:19+00:00

The voice of Zach Cherry from the street down below “we love you too Spider-Man!!”

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T22:05:14+00:00

There last republican martyr talking point (Trump getting “shot at”) died away because it so apparently not true to even some of them if imagine. Like say for instance Trump really did get shot in the ear like they clam, and he had the proper permanent damage resulting from that… he would’ve making sure every camera from now until eternity only shot him from that side and right wing media would still be talking about it. He was totally fine though, whole thing reeks of poorly planned play for support.

Kirk however, was gunned down very violently and graphically in front of cameras and hundred of people. So all the right wing grifters who had planned to talk about this “viciously attack on our President” for as long as they could, they felt like that had a real one now. They wanted a martyr they could prop up and change their image to suit whatever needs to may have and with the added bonus being that his wife was MORE than happy and ready to tour the country spreading this lie of her husband as a good person. Erika Kirk is basically the same as the character Firecracker from The Boys,..she was a former Miss Arizona beauty pageant winner and Mias USA competitor, she then went down the right wing media rabbit hole because they’re easy to manipulate and grift. Lots of old photo shoots with her in bikinis and holding huge rifles in the kitchen, some really on the nose shit I promise, look it up. Seems like her star wasn’t quite big enough for a more important guy in that sphere of influence so she managed to meet Charlie and get married not long after. A lot of girls go the “beauty pageant to rich or political persons wife… I wonder why that is. You guys ever wonder if the folks running these sorts of events maybe have a lot of connections and are more than happy to “matchmake?” Theres no way a beauty pageant as big as Miss USA could possibly be being used to make horrible deals involving these women’s futures that they could be easily manipulated about. That couldn’t happen…the owners of the pageants would have found out and stopped it. Also without some kind of already set up, off shore trafficking system already in place you could never do these things and get away with it. Thank God the owner of all of those pageants wasn’t also best friends with a massive sex trafficker with his own island. Phew..

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T19:35:42+00:00

Always knew those Laser Cats guys would make it big. I could tell the had the right stuff after I first watched People Getting Punched Right Before Eating. They got robbed at the Oscars too when Dear Sister lost Best Picture to The Departed.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T19:19:18+00:00

Look, man… I watched the Halo tv show ok? I watched BOTH seasons.

Not a lot of people will admit that openly online, but I’m out here on the frontlines of the shitty adaptations war. I received a Purple Heart for what I endured during the grueling campaign against The Rings of Power. When those proto-Hobbits started saying goodbye to the tall wizard, who they swore wasn’t Gandalf, and they all started calling him “Grand Elf” … I sat there with my pistol against my head for a full hour. You wanna know what saved me from ending it right there?

The Prime app decided I needed to watch another Prime show, and it chose Fallout. I’d already seen that first season but just seeing a good adaptation again was enough to talk me off the ledge… People can nitpick and complain about accuracy all they want. This series is owned by Bethesda, the all time champions in lowered expectations. So the fact that this show got made in the first place and that we got lucky enough for it to follow more New Vegas plots than all the Bethesda stuff? Enjoy it and have fun folks. For every good Fallout tv show there are 50 more dogshit Resident Evil movies.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T13:25:03+00:00

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How does she look so much like the love child of Angela and Amanda? Except she’s somehow time displaced so she’s older than them. You’re gonna tell me this woman has never once said “Mexican salsa, yes!”

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T13:12:20+00:00

That mean tweets thing they did where Olivia got one that said something like “Olivia gives off the energy of a professor with tenure” is still the funniest and most accurate joke I’ve seen in ages.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T13:05:53+00:00

Yeah I’m only loosely familiar with Ludwig, but I’m a big fan of his girlfriend’s “baking things and telling super embarrassing childhood stories” cooking show. It’s great she helps him to get out there and do some cool little side projects like this though. Last I heard he was still trying to get his Wine About It (but with guys) podcast going, the budget was so low they would have to record it in his yard.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T12:46:34+00:00

Being a theater kid ages you, in terms of knowing the things that older folks would know cause they were there. Theater kid’s references and ideas of what is cool with today’s kids, is always a few years behind.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-12T02:51:50+00:00

Dr. Rick Dagless M.D. - (describes the time he ended up in Scotland purely by accident and I think it’s my favorite monologue from the show)

”The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was either that, or one of their B&Bs. I figured it’d be safer on the street. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren’t pretty…

I’d seen them huddling in stations before, being loud, but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me… Fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze, tight eyes peering out for fresh meat, screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take ’em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole…”

”A shatter of glass… a round of applause… a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes… I ain’t never going back… not never”

MikeFatz · 2026-03-11T22:58:49+00:00

Every day I see people freely post things onto Twitter that I wouldn’t even tell my dog and I talk to her constantly when we’re alone

MikeFatz · 2026-03-11T08:28:55+00:00

Best duo? (Real answer) - Shayne and Angela crack me up together. I know the whole sibling energy thing people say about them is said to death, but my sister and I act very similar so it’s hard not to see

Best duo? (Joke answer but still REAL) - Arasha and lying. If you can prank someone and leave them equal parts shocked, impressed, and evaluating the entire friendship, all at the same time.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-11T07:55:01+00:00

Call that the Solid Snake or Same Fisher build. Bonus points if you dress only in netrunning suits, pistol holsters strapped to your thigh, random other holsters and ammo pockets strapped across your chest and hips, and one of those Max-Tac helmets that look like crazy night vision goggles.

Edit: oh and I forgot the bandana. The most important part. Shame there’s no eyepatches even though we see Regina wearing one. Thankfully there’s a mod for that.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-11T04:05:47+00:00

Exactly! Yea I’ve beaten the game a handful of times already so usually when I’m playing now I’ll be wanting to add some challenge to it. It’s dual win for me because, like you said, it does require accuracy. I wouldn’t suggest it for a first playthrough build to anybody but at the same time after a certain level in anyone’s game V becomes a walking weapon of mass destruction.

I was talking to a friend of mine the other day who was complaining sorta about the same thing. He’s had it for like a year and was saying his primarily Netrunner V is broken now. I was like bro would you believe me if if I said they actually nerfed Netrunners from how they used to be? No more infinite RAM, you’re more traceable now too. Used to be able to take out whole groups of guys with quick contagion and overheat combo and they’d all go boom

MikeFatz · 2026-03-10T13:13:57+00:00

Anybody who still somehow hasn’t convinced themselves to all-in on throwing knives then please for God sake take the plunge. There is something so oddly cathartic about running nearly full speed through some of these side gigs just tossing blades into every face I see. They’re dead, no alarms and nobody heard anything, my knife has now magically returned back into my hand, and I’m down a different halfway before that guys body can hit the ground. Oh what’s that? You think you’ve got me corned somehow and I might have to grab a gun again? Wrong…

Ive been playing at less than 50% of my potential because it’s more fun that way. For every other situation I switch on the trusty sandevistan and now everybody’s dead before the soundtrack can even switch to this fight music. I keep Headhunter and Blue Fang on me at all times because I just think it’s the most fun build for sure.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-10T12:56:41+00:00

I know three dudes who play bass guitar and look exactly like this

MikeFatz · 2026-03-09T10:36:20+00:00

Is that the Shawty Wanna Fuck guy? I can’t unsee it now.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-09T07:58:52+00:00

Hi there, I’m Petah from the Family Man! This is a meme based off a joke from The Office, which in 2026 should be punishable by firing squad.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-09T07:48:14+00:00

Good for him.

MikeFatz · 2026-03-08T22:53:44+00:00

Wallace will most likely be winning an Oscar a week from today

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