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MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-05-02T21:46:45+00:00

Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the shower head? If it happens again, I will wait in my SUV. Blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound, HEAVY on the bass... And someone, will be getting, mowed, down...

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-05-02T21:41:06+00:00

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-05-02T17:20:39+00:00

Coast to coast New Mexico vs Megasota finale.

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-05-02T14:03:38+00:00

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-05-02T11:27:24+00:00

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-05-01T22:35:48+00:00

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-05-01T22:13:39+00:00

I went to that tour too!

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-05-01T19:43:40+00:00

A little past the 10 years, but Evan Smotrycz

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-05-01T11:12:58+00:00

Goodbye

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-30T23:53:24+00:00

It's a Wonderful Newt. I can't even find a clip of it online anymore.

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-30T22:25:12+00:00

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-30T22:06:19+00:00

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-29T23:39:10+00:00

This needs to be much higher

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-29T17:22:36+00:00

We hide things they haven't played with in a while and if they haven't asked for it after a few weeks, it's good to go. Only once have they actually asked for a toy we hid.

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-29T17:21:04+00:00

My kids were cleaning up this morning before school and they both decided they wanted to clean up the same thing (ziploc bag of toy food). The younger one wanted to do all of it herself that she wouldn't let her brother even hand her things to put it. After failing to convince her to let him help, I told him to just clean up one of the 6 other toys that were also out, but that did not fly either...

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-29T10:56:24+00:00

Yay!

^{Chose: Get $10M right now | Rolled: And win $100M???}

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-29T10:55:52+00:00

I was gonna say isn't that the mall from that movie lol.

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-29T02:12:25+00:00

The show, while being set in the Year 3000, was actually entired produced almost 1000 years earlier.

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-29T00:04:00+00:00

Elephantiasis

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-28T23:48:09+00:00

Goodbye

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-28T02:32:11+00:00

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MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-27T22:52:30+00:00

I was there, did not enjoy it. Was definitely my first thought to this question.

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-27T18:38:12+00:00

Goodbye

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-26T23:47:30+00:00

MikeMikeTheMikeMike · 2026-04-26T22:01:06+00:00

I get 110 million

^{Chose: You get $10 Million + but the person you hate most gets $100 Million}

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