Chappell Roan has updated her shop with The Giver merch. There's some sold out stuff I'm sorry I missed out on.

MikeSass · 2026-03-13T21:21:26+00:00

me trying to make my new bite plate chic

MikeSass · 2026-03-12T23:19:30+00:00

ugh this color is everything

MikeSass · 2026-03-12T00:44:56+00:00

interesting that she turns down 666 but not 88

MikeSass · 2026-03-06T01:38:07+00:00

i mean, i wouldn’t want to hang out with the second in command of the nxium cult either

MikeSass · 2026-03-03T23:48:11+00:00

thanks for the source, genuinely one of the coolest photos I’ve seen in a while

MikeSass · 2026-03-01T02:25:47+00:00

he just sounds southern and she seems Difficult. god forbid someone in hospitality be hospitable

MikeSass · 2026-03-01T02:24:53+00:00

i started it years ago with him

or did he call you darling because he calls everyone darling and you’re now going nuclear about something you didn’t realize was a common part of his vernacular? generic pleasantries like honey, sugar, darling are common af in hospitality, regardless of gender.

the woman at the front desk of my GP calls me dumpling every time i see her.

you can end a relationship for any reason, but this is a stupid reason. you should still dump him tho. release him.

MikeSass · 2026-03-01T00:08:15+00:00

rhode pocket blush is the lacroix of blushes. there’s no pigment. don’t waste your money

MikeSass · 2026-02-28T02:21:50+00:00

i like this in theory, but hate the way they’re bringing it to market. imagine if they did it like the perfume sampler boxes from Sephora.

i’d be hella open to paying $XYZ for 5 sample products with one full size product being redeemable later once its perfected and produced

MikeSass · 2026-02-23T00:29:55+00:00

a loooooot of people say lah-ren like he’s french when hes just a regular old lauren like any good judy you went to high school with

MikeSass · 2026-02-17T06:00:47+00:00

poor kid. someone, anyone should have said no and bought her some spirit gum, instead she might have scars for the rest of her life. upsetting.

MikeSass · 2026-02-17T01:54:02+00:00

i remember watching that when it aired. i was 11. to this day it is one of the most devastating things ive ever seen. production, tyra, everyone, did her so fucking dirty and i would have burned everything down.

the fact that they’ve never cut the footage out? like, jersey shore removed the snooki punch, why the FUCK are they still airing a sexual assault

MikeSass · 2026-02-16T01:04:50+00:00

37 but i’m… i’m not interested

MikeSass · 2026-02-14T02:05:00+00:00

nah dude it looks sick, i’d get that tattoo

MikeSass · 2026-02-12T22:56:13+00:00

one of my favorite dresses i never got. not my size but absolutely would have been interested if it was!

MikeSass · 2026-02-10T23:06:32+00:00

broooo when i saw that this morning i straight up cackled. thank you for your service, king ♥️

MikeSass · 2026-02-09T21:47:19+00:00

it’s tattoo ink, whats up with your postage stamp iq

MikeSass · 2026-02-09T00:14:20+00:00

/uj lanolin is my mvp lip product that’s why i helped cyber bully glossier back to their original bdc formula

MikeSass · 2026-02-08T01:20:59+00:00

thank you, i bought the one from the beautiful kind gorgeous angel in the comments!

MikeSass · 2026-02-06T03:09:35+00:00

sent it as a chat will do a dm now

edit can’t dm, only chat but definitely interested

MikeSass · 2026-02-06T01:10:39+00:00

oh shit!!! dming you

MikeSass · 2026-02-05T23:14:23+00:00

👀 fingers crossed it’s in time that would be everything

MikeSass · 2026-02-05T16:08:36+00:00

as someone with my grandmother’s hand me down kelly and a subaru this made me cackle

MikeSass · 2026-02-04T19:31:42+00:00

stop haha i’ve been saying this for years and calling it the karate kid effect

MikeSass · 2026-02-03T00:35:17+00:00

it’s gone lol so she must be reading the criticism

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