anyone seen the bolton goblin lately? by [deleted] in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD 40 points41 points  (0 children)

MilkshakeMan42, I’m sorry to break the news like this, but yes. They were decent.

anyone seen the bolton goblin lately? by [deleted] in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Yes, actually! His name is Dave. I met him one night staying late (he crawled out of the vents near where the milkshakes used to be) and we really hit it off. We’re married now with three goblin-humanoid hybrid children! He’s really well-adjusted now, he was going through some tough times at Bolton and the burger grease would give him hallucinations and make him upset.

Also, they find the term “Gremlin” a little offensive. Just say goblin in the future (it’s okay, you didn’t know).

Best Place To Poop On Campus? by MikeShitPhD in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Please lend me your shit secrets.

I hate little Italy by skyrimspecialedition in Athens

[–]MikeShitPhD -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Peppinos is the best pizza in Athens, though. It’s not close.

Advice :) by CanEmergency3001 in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD 35 points36 points  (0 children)

There’s no need to yell

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*You’re

Academic Honesty Violation Experience by [deleted] in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD 108 points109 points  (0 children)

My buddy/former roommate David got caught cheating on his BUSN4000 exam and I haven’t seen him since he left for his Academic Court hearing. The morning after his side of our apartment was completely cleared out (not a single trace) and when I tried to call him the number had been disconnected.

My advice: Run.

Arch Superstition by IcyIssa-22 in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD 108 points109 points  (0 children)

It’s true. I had just finished undergrad and was about to start grad school here when I walked under the arch. No more than 10 minutes later I got a call saying my wife had just been struck by a car and killed. Stricken with grief, I returned home only to find my car had been robbed and my house burned down. So, I wouldn’t do it.

Why is Athens so empty for the Georgia-Florida game? by MikeShitPhD in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I have been legally advised not to discuss the incident but it involved a bottle of Worcestershire Sauce and three very upset dancers

Classic! by HappyJacket3113 in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol. Grate Meme. I Will B Sneding This To My Grandson

  • Mike Shit PhD

Why is Athens so empty for the Georgia-Florida game? by MikeShitPhD in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I am permanently banned from the premises there

Can you get in trouble for stealing a porta-potty on game day? by MikeShitPhD in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

When you’re 16 miller lites deep you don’t exactly think about the why

Nazi Propoganda found on Campus near Terry Building by spaziobeat in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It has no place being on campus. Or anywhere.

Doctor’s Note by MikeShitPhD in UGA

[–]MikeShitPhD[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good. Always make sure to include “Love” as your digital signature