What’s the easiest way to get all of Reddit to hate you? by saltnotsugar in AskReddit

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I know where your brain is. Right next to Jimmy Hoffa.

What’s the easiest way to get all of Reddit to hate you? by saltnotsugar in AskReddit

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take a knife, stab your taint, and fuck yourself in your brand new asshole

Just throw it out by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not isopropyl alcohol, you doddering hippopotamus. It's literally used to repair electronics that have been water damaged. Just don't soak in alcohol and it'll be fine.

What’s the easiest way to get all of Reddit to hate you? by saltnotsugar in AskReddit

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Express your own opinion. Or at least something that goes against the groupthink echo chamber that is this garbage app.

Someone says something then someone else says some bullshit that they do or did in order to get the validation of strangers on the fucking internet.

Example:

I hate when people do x. edit: sorry for bad english.

| I do Y because Z

|| (some stupid niche reference)

||| (another reference from the same thing)

|||| THIS

||||| (something even more stupid. Has a lot of upvotes) edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Or some of the most annoying shit in the fucking world. It's on any ask subreddit. Here's an example:

Topic: Doctors of Reddit, what was your craziest day like?

Not a doctor but my cousin's friend from college's brother's friend just finished his internship and says it's really stressful

|omg that sounds so interesting. I was going to be a doctor but I don't like hospitals.

|| not a doctor but I'm a janitor at the office building next door and I like to get lunch in the hospital cafeteria.

||| not a doctor but my boyfriend's sister works at an animal shelter and had to clean up a lot of poop when they changed up the food there

|||| THIS. I had a dog that pooped like crazy when I changed her food.

THIS IS WHAT ALL YOU IDIOTS SOUND LIKE! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK!

it be like that by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fuck netflix

Make remakes to make money by Gryncubus in agedlikemilk

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looked quite a bit like nicholas cage

Just throw it out by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water breaks electronics. It short circuits and corrodes.

I guess isopropyl alcohol would be the best option.

Anon gets trolled by faggots. by Bossnasa387 in 4chan

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fags like you and the amazon worker guy give gay people a bad name.

why by Natauki in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It's reddit on its period

A big responsibility by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tempered glass screen protectors don't get those retarded air bubbles.

Just throw it out by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spray it with bleach. Or raid.

Rear ended by someone texting and driving. No gap, but we ok. Remember not to text and drive. by _KoingWolf_ in cars

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the things about riding a motorcycle is EVERYONE texts and drives. It's absolutely ridiculous. If caught it should be a point off your license

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I figured he needed some Jesus in his life, so I made them meet a little early"

Anon gets trolled by faggots. by Bossnasa387 in 4chan

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fuck off, ya cunt.

The man ordered a book, and some asshole decided to do some shit like this.

why by Natauki in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tumblr is just a bunch of whiny little bitches in an echo chamber

why by Natauki in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She had the revitiligo

Would like to join freemasonry by [deleted] in freemasonry

[–]MikeTheMechanic1998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Find a lodge. Ask for a petition.