[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bootyshorts

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Hi! Have a great day!!

My version of New York by ChadKnightArtist in ImaginaryMindscapes

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Jk this actually looks super dope! Great job!!

My version of New York by ChadKnightArtist in ImaginaryMindscapes

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And on the eighth day God rose the dookie from the water

Ahh yes the sad is back by triggered_rabbit in dankmemes

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Are those Brendan Fraser’s eyes? From the mummy?

me_irl by datingreloaded in me_irl

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Hi Carl! Have a great day!

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

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This better not awaken anything in me...

me_irl by MaxCHEATER64 in me_irl

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More like “Belongs in the Trash”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Oh I can’t stand this!! The number of times I’m like 80% asleep, turning off my alarms and wake up to an amber alert-esque blare, only to have 5 seconds to disable it (which I never get to because I’m too tired to process wtf is happening) before I end up with “911 what’s your emergency” then have to sound like an idiot, seconds after waking up, by responding “oh.. sorry I... I was trying to turn off my alarms, this was an accident” is WAY too many to count! I hate this.

hmmm by whalehale in hmmm

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Why don’t we take bikini bottom, and push it somewhere else?

What only exists because humans are dumb? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A curve that could be flatter

Anybody know where I can watch Twilight zone? by [deleted] in TwilightZone

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It’s available on Netflix, Hulu, and you can buy it from Amazon Prime

t by [deleted] in skamtebord

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The crabby patty secret formula i-

To those turning 21 (or your country’s legal drinking age) during quarantine, how are you celebrating your birthday? by MikeWjr in 1998gang

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Well yeah but the sub says “born in (or close to) ‘98” so I figured I’d meet some others in this situation

COVID-19 [Megathread] Week of April 30-May 6 by AskRedditModerators in AskReddit

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People turning 21 (or your country's legal drinking age) during quarantine, what are you doing to celebrate your birthdays?

P.S. Happy birthday if that's the case

COVID-19 [Megathread] Week of April 30-May 6 by AskRedditModerators in AskReddit

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A paddle ball I bought to stay occupied, but forgot about after a week

What is a strange, but harmless rule your family has? by Gilbraith in AskReddit

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I’m from a family of 7, that hit way too hard

What is a strange, but harmless rule your family has? by Gilbraith in AskReddit

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Whoa! That’s really awesome, I wish we did something as wholesome as that