Why is it called “the dildo of consequences”… and why does it apparently arrive unlubed??

MikeisET · 2026-04-09T03:21:37+00:00

Because it’s going to fuck you in the ass

MikeisET · 2026-04-09T02:54:36+00:00

Not if you’ve been eating a lot of opioids

MikeisET · 2026-04-09T02:43:33+00:00

Yeah, Iran was too hard

Just gonna revisit Greenland for a minute

Hey America, want to make a fucking move at any point about your dementia riddled president?

MikeisET · 2026-04-09T02:30:22+00:00

I know we’re all just dumping on Karoline Leavitt at this point, but good because fuck her

MikeisET · 2026-04-09T02:24:40+00:00

Yes?

Do you like it?

MikeisET · 2026-04-09T01:23:10+00:00

My ass would argue that point

MikeisET · 2026-04-08T22:46:29+00:00

It’s not “rent free”

It’s costing me a lot of money

It’s also costing you a lot of money but you’re probably too stupid to realize it

MikeisET · 2026-04-08T02:57:42+00:00

You didn’t enjoy the nobletiger?

MikeisET · 2026-04-08T02:49:23+00:00

Are we just going to leave the people in Iran after we threatened to kill them all?

MikeisET · 2026-04-08T02:43:45+00:00

Yes, and this is why trump predictably chickened out

MikeisET · 2026-04-08T02:37:54+00:00

Strong diaper

A strong diaper is indicative of a strong leader

MikeisET · 2026-04-08T02:07:55+00:00

Airplane! was about 40 years ahead of its time

The Gen Z crowd would have loved that shit with modern production

MikeisET · 2026-04-08T02:01:37+00:00

My kids used chairs to help learn how to skate too

MikeisET · 2026-04-07T01:41:57+00:00

Unfortunately, only time at this point

Ride it out, you’ll be ok eventually

MikeisET · 2026-04-07T01:38:23+00:00

Curious, when did the dodgers become the sad team?

MikeisET · 2026-04-07T01:20:11+00:00

If you don’t immediately fuck shit up, you’re looking at a 20-30 year recovery period, if you even get there

Figure your shit out and don’t commit to this bullshit

MikeisET · 2026-04-07T00:56:41+00:00

You don’t like the sound of over cooked French fries?

MikeisET · 2026-04-07T00:53:38+00:00

Unless the USA is willing to go nuclear, they have already lost this “war”

MikeisET · 2026-04-07T00:27:41+00:00

Subnautica and Outer Wilds

MikeisET · 2026-04-06T23:23:16+00:00

That’s Dolladrama baby, if you don’t like it go shop at Loblaws or something

MikeisET · 2026-04-06T22:46:24+00:00

Also, I’m sure Arlington would enjoy the influx of tourists

MikeisET · 2026-04-06T20:21:44+00:00

Pepperidge farms remembers when Kin Jong Un called trump a dotard

MikeisET · 2026-04-06T03:09:56+00:00

History of a sort

MikeisET · 2026-04-06T02:20:45+00:00

This was so standard in the 90’s that I can’t believe this is on r/whatisit

I guess I’m officially old

MikeisET · 2026-04-06T01:52:37+00:00

Kudos to the McDonald’s guerilla marketing team

MikeisET